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Twinnovation

Headgum

Comedy, Schemes, Money, Apps, Investing, Jeff Rosenberg, Twins, Inventions, Headgum, Scams, Business, Dave Rosenberg, Twinnovation

4.9 • 843 Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Dave is pressuring Uber drivers to subscribe to the pod. Jeff is training a dance troupe. Mike is scanning your face and selling crime committing cyborgs. The Nation is full of non sense that's making you money. This week's episode is brought to you by Blue Apron! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:06.1	This ain't that long term vision and the best.
0:09.1	This is time to get that cake, quaker than sex.
0:11.6	If you're about that, that's money sensation.
0:14.1	It's time to open up your ears to twin evasion.
0:23.3	What up, what up, what up? It's your boy, Mama Bear, Mike Carnell, the host of the Twin Ovation podcast, the podcast for all your schemes, dreams, dreams, misdemeans, cons, grifts, hustles.
0:32.7	Any way you're making money, we're here to talk about it.
0:35.4	As always, I'm joined by my two oldest, weirdest,
0:37.7	and best friends in the world. To my far left, Skyping in from Los Angeles, Dave Rosenberg.
0:44.5	Howdy, folks? How are you doing out there? And to my closer left, his identical twin brother,
0:50.9	Jeffrey Rosenberg.
0:52.4	Hola, mis amigos. And to my right, super producer, the hunkiest dude we know, Nick Redd.
0:59.7	Hey, baby.
1:00.9	All right, boys, how are we doing?
1:03.9	There is some beep.
1:04.9	Hey, Dave, quick update on your beef.
1:07.5	You said you were going to drop a disc track for Nick.
1:10.5	Oh, yeah, we're waiting for it.
1:11.4	Where is that at?
1:12.1	Because you said, oh, next episode.
1:13.7	Nick, even...
1:14.4	Rome wasn't built in a week, my friend.
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