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Tabletop Champions - Real Play D&D 5E (DND 5e)

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Tabletop Champions - Real Play D&D 5E (DND 5e)

Tabletop Champions

Rpg, Other Games, Podcast, D&d, D&d5e, Actualplay, Realplay, Leisure, Comedy, Dnd, Dnd5e

4.8797 Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

We get a lot done up front, and then just debate and debate!

Transcript

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0:00.0

Humanity has battled with evil throughout the ages, fought tirelessly to protect itself from being consumed by the monstrous horrors that plague the land.

0:13.0

But as darkness grows, the flame of hope grows dim. Who shall rekindle the fire? Who shall save us?

0:23.6

I'm a gross person. I pooped myself. Well, hopefully a bunch of douchebags with dice will do the trick.

0:33.6

A bunch of nerds gathered around their screens, drinking, and dungeneering in hopes to get some gold and girls.

0:44.5

Join them for a crazy adventure.

0:46.9

These are the Tabletop Champions.

0:51.5

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Tabletop Champions podcast.

0:54.8

I'm Sean, your dungeon master, and with me tonight, we have Ben who plays Scrag.

0:58.7

Hello.

0:59.5

Kyle, who plays Utax.

1:01.2

You'll never know if you don't go.

1:03.2

You'll never shine if you don't glow.

1:05.6

Matt, who plays Hiramel.

1:07.3

I'll be damn.

1:08.3

It is a dagger in my pocket.

1:13.5

And Stephanie, who plays Denius.

1:15.7

Ahoy, hoi. Hey, hi. Hey. So, uh, we have, I have in my hands something very special that I'm holding right now.

1:24.0

I also have looking at it. that same... Is it a dagger?

1:29.6

No, it's not a dagger.

1:34.4

It's far superior to a dagger, and you probably shouldn't use a dagger while you're drinking it.

1:34.7

No, it's Saga Metery's Sunbur's citrus.

1:39.0

They were kind enough to send us some bottles, and we're going to drink them tonight.

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