93. Meghan Markle (the ex-princess inexplicably desperate to be liked by the British public)

The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell

Comedy, Improv

4.8 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2025

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Going to therapy is a sign of strength, not weakness. Our paid partner BetterHelp makes therapy simple, with 10% off your first month to help you get started: https://betterhelp.com/screenrot The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss discuss: Meghan Markle. The ex-princess inexplicably desperate to be liked by the British public. IG Handles:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @screenrotpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @jacobhawley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ @j_akefarrell⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our theme music is the song ⁠⁠⁠⁠“Money” by Jose Junior. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	It pays to be part of the team. Stay loyal, get rewarded with Tieri-on-Ree. At Betway, bet 10 pounds and get 40 pounds in free bets. Download the Betway app today. 18 plus Tis and C's at 5, bet the responsible way gamblerware.org. Hi, just leave on work now. Sorry, it's a bit loud. Basically, basically, so I was thinking we could get Macies tonight.
0:25.9	Had a big Mac on my mind all day and delivery fee on the app is now from 99P. So, you win?
0:27.5	Of course you are. Love you. Bye.
0:29.6	Exclusively on the McDonald's app.
0:53.9	18 plus service fee and small order fee may apply. Participating restaurants. Serving times and teas and seas apply. And I don't want the world to see me, because I don't think that they'd understand
1:02.6	when everything's made to be broken, I just want you to know who I am. And welcome to the screen rock podcast, the podcast where we
1:14.8	discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our mind
1:19.0	chat to everyone who subscribes to this podcast on either Apple, Spotify or YouTube.
1:23.2	You are doing this a massive favour, but not as big a favour as the patrons. The Freemasons pay £3.99 a month.
1:29.0	They get an extra episode just like this.
1:30.9	Every single week we've got our tops off because it's Pride Month and we love gay people.
1:35.3	The Illuminati pay $5.99 a month.
1:37.5	They're getting that and early access to tickets to stuff and all the other shit.
1:42.1	Plus a free hat on their heads.
1:44.1	Yeah. Shout to Eugene runs on Twitter account. Thank my God. And a big wink and a kiss, to the aforementioned gays and women. Because I honestly think in this society we need to be really thinking about how we treat both of those groups of people. And the ones who listen to this podcast are the most gorgeous and sexy gays and women in the UK. That's a fact. You just know that, right?
2:03.5	Because I've looked at them. Yeah. I'm here with Jake Farrell. Oh, great to be here. I had a, I had a great evening yesterday evening. The Mrs. was out. So I did what any self-respecting man would do when the misses is out
2:14.0	watched a documentary
2:15.2	about Osama bin Laden
2:16.1	Yeah big time
2:17.5	Was he
2:18.4	Was he up to
2:19.6	Working on the the misses is out. Yeah. Watched a documentary about Osama bin Laden. Yeah, big time.
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