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#93 - Lamar for MVP, judging Jimmy G, and Colts keg stands for the win

Chris Simms Unbuttoned

Chris Simms

Sports, Football

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Chris & Ahmed touch on every Week 11 game in a Survival Sunday for the NFC Contenders, and go deep diving on Cards-Niners and Texans-Ravens. (2:00) Gimme The Headline: Vikings 27-Broncos 23 "How about Clutch-y Kirk?" (7:15) Saints 34-Buccaneers 17 Is Michael Thomas an MVP candidate? (13:25) Rams 17-Bears 7 "Khalil Mack has gone dormant...Aaron Donald is the best defender in football." (21:00) Film Deep Dive #1: 49ers 36-Cardinals 26 "Jimmy Garoppolo's mistakes are boneheaded mistakes." (32:30) "The Kyler Murray effect is real" (39:00) Dak Prescott wins the Best Of Week 11 Offensive Award (43:45) The Patriots Defense wins the Best of Week 11 Defensive Award (47:45) Who on the Eagles defense (not Ronald Darby) is to blame for the Patriots trick play TD? (53:30) Film Deep Dive #2: Ravens 41-Texans 7 "The Ravens are the best team in football." (1:02:25) How the Ravens shut down Deshaun Watson (1:12:50) Damn! Okay starts with Raiders DE Maxx Crosby (1:16:00) Where does Jon Gruden fall in Chris' Coach of the Year rankings? (1:17:00) Breaking down the Colts keg stand celebration (1:21:15) Gimme The Headline: Falcons 29-Panthers 3 "Dan Quinn is the Undertaker gif" (1:24:15) Bills 37-Dolphins 20 "This might be Josh Allen's cleanest game as a pro" (15:52:15) Jets 34-Redskins 17 "Jamal Adams is the best safety in football"

Transcript

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0:00.0

Stop. Stop. Stop looking at that crap. Who cares? You got to get off.

0:06.5

I mean, who cares? Who cares with my uncle David in New Jersey thinks about how you play? He doesn't know shit. He's a lawyer. Okay? My uncle David is a fucking lawyer. He doesn't know shit. But on Twitter, and he's missing a tooth.

0:19.6

It's true. Yeah. Uncle David's missing a tooth. Obviously lost lawyer. Lawy ring's not going well if he can't afford another tooth right now. But he does know some stuff, but maybe just not about football. Yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Well, yeah, he's an intelligent human being. But it just was a, I can't even remember what we're ranting about there. but people on Twitter. It must have been players looking at people's comments on Twitter. It was some of the guys that went off the handle a few weeks ago, right? Right. So, all right, we got a good one here today. Week 11 review. We got Give Me the headline. We're going to do deep dive on Arizona, San Francisco, deep dive on Houston, Baltimore. All right. We got some damn okay coming. What else we got? Victory lap. Victory lap. This is where you celebrate being right and everyone else being wrong. Suck it, America. And then we got odds and ends. We're going to try to hit every game because that's what we do. And Ahmed, I'm sure, has a little tidbit.

1:11.6

I know.

1:12.5

We have to.

1:13.0

We have to deliver to the people.

1:14.6

So, I mean, let's not BS anymore. You're good? Life's good. Yeah, life's good. Weekends good. Weekend was good. Great. It's raining today, but that's okay. Yeah, that's okay. It's Monday. What the hell are we going to do anyways?

1:23.9

I always say this. You need those days to appreciate the good days.

1:26.3

Yeah. Right? The days isn't sunny. If it was sunny every day, you wouldn't like it?

1:28.7

I like rainy days. It need those days to appreciate the good days. Yeah. The days isn't sunny. If it was sunny every day, you wouldn't like it?

1:28.7

I like rainy days. It's easy on the eyes. And it makes me less ambitious to go home and want to do anything else. And the lighting in our studio is more flattering when it's cloudy out, I feel like. Do you? When it's very bright, I think it's like it sounds like. You look really handsome right now. You look like James Bond. So if you're listening to this, watch it on YouTube.

1:44.3

I have a good day.

1:45.4

I'm looking pretty good.

1:45.9

Yeah, you are.

1:46.5

You're damn sexy, man.

1:47.7

No doubt about it. right now. You look like James Bond. So if you're listening to this, you're handsome. Watch it on YouTube. Yeah. I have a good day. I'm looking pretty good.

1:46.0

Yeah, you are. You're damn sexy, man. No doubt about it. All right, let's go. Let's get after. Let's do it. Okay, let's start with, give me the headlines. We will do our first deep dive on Cardinals, 49ers, in just a second. But give me the headline.

1:59.5

So this is the, Pete gave us the three games together here.

2:02.8

There's Survival Sunday for NFC Contenders Division. So here are some teams that needed a big week, needed a big game on Sunday, and some of them got them. One of those teams was the Minnesota Vikings didn't look like it was going to turn out that way. They were down 20 at the break. Come back to beat the Broncos.

2:18.7

The Vikings improved to 8 and 3.

2:20.1

They win 27, 23. And here's my headline for the Vikings. Yeah. At 16 to 1, Vikings now become best value to win the Super Bowl. Oh. I think they are a little gambling. You're going Vegas here. Oh, Vegas, yeah, because I feel like people are giving the Vikings that are due, but I feel like they're still being underrated a little bit. Definitely. That was a game where they could have lost. They're down 20. Still don't have Adam Thielin. No. Stefan Diggs has stepped up. Run game wasn't going. Denver defense is top five in football. ball 26 yards for Delvin Cook and they figured out a way

2:51.8

Kirk you like Kirkie clutch or clutchy cousins clutchy kutchy kirk clutchy I don't know okay there's so

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