Hi, we're superheroes. We've saved the earth hundreds of times and because of that, we're public figures.

But just because we're public figures doesn't mean that everything about us is public.

We're people too, and we ask that you respect our privacy. So please.

Please. Please. Stop asking about our d's. Stop asking about our d's. We understand. You're curious.

What do you got going on under there?

We get it.

It doesn't mean that every chance you get

should ask us about our d'eks.

They're called privates for a reason.

How would you like it?

Say, mister, uh, what did your d'k look like?

Is it big and green? Is it furry and blue? Can you get a boner in space?

When you became Captain America, did your d'k get bigger?

Can you come fire?

Have you ever fished a cave?

These questions are inappropriate and immature.

Like you wouldn't do it if you could.

Respect us and respect yourselves.

Stop asking about our d's.

Stop asking about our d's.

Well, it's the first thing I tried.

I have stretchy powers. I mean, come on.

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