Hello, pavement pounders. Welcome to the Harlan Highway Podcast. Oh yes, what a show we have today.

Listen very carefully to the opening titles because it's the last time you're going to hear them.

We'll get into that. We'll talk about that as we get into the podcast here. I'm Harlan Williams,

your host on the Harlan Highway and glad you're here.

What an interesting show we have today.

We're gonna we're gonna read some mail.

We're gonna take some phone calls.

I'm gonna tell you about some interesting new features

for the Harland Highway. We're also going to be talking about the horrible fake missile launch alert that happened in Hawaii recently.

In fact, Roger tells me we have someone calling in to the podcast today and

they're actually suing the American government and the state of

Hawaii over the false missile warning because apparently this gentleman acted out during the half hour where he thought he was going to die

and he wants to he's going to hold the state responsible for his misdeed. So we'll be talking to him. Also North Korean news,

we'll be talking, getting an update up from North Korea. And towards the end of the show,

something very strange, somebody stuck a severed arm in my ear.

Yeah, I'm not even joking, get ready, this is the Harlan Highway. Put on your seatbelt.

Put on your seatbelt, it's about to get bumpy.

Oh, how perfectly are full.

I get my kids above the waistline sunshine.

Remember they take the bandages off.

We don't know who we are.

We don't know where we are. We don't know where we are.

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