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The Brain Candy Podcast

927: Honk if You're Horny, Mushroom Coffins, & Steroid Free-For-All

The Brain Candy Podcast

Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT

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4.6 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2025

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

4:54 - Today's table of contents.

Susie's mom is seeing the world in a whole new way, but don't get too excited yet. We discuss the phrase "honk if you're horny," and debate whether you're actually supposed to honk or not. Sarah talks about "mushroom coffins," which claim to decompose human body in 45 days as compared to 30 years or more using other methods. We discuss cities that are overrun with tourists and the anger it provokes among residents, and we debate whether it's being handled properly, the reasons it's happening, and why Susie thinks it's not fair to people who want to travel. We learn about the Enhanced Games, which are similar to the Olympics, but allow--and encourage!--any and all performance enhancing substances, and incentivize record-breaking with cash prizes. We hear why many people are opposed to it and why it could contribute to death and injuries.

Get there faster! - Episode segment list.

1:14 - Why the mean comments?

2:57 - Update on Sarah's plant donation fund. (Videos and plant naming coming soon)

4:54 - Sarah shares a breakdown of today's contents.

6:35 - Peg is seeing the world "differently". Personal story.

9:29 - Honk if you're horny!

10:49 - Listener Poll - Is Honk If You're Horny Literal, or preventative anti-honking messaging?

12:08 - Mushroom Coffins

16:19 - Susie's favorite cookware and bakeware.

26:12 - Tourism, and Its impact on the world. What's your opinion?

40:31 - Enhanced Games Discussion - Athletics on steroids (Literal)

49:34 - Is Susie offending Sarah, or is Sarah just focused?

59:49 - Measuring people to get more olympic medals!? SUSIE SHOULD BE A DIVER!!!!!!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, friends.

0:04.4

Hi, great candy podcast episode 927.

0:08.4

Welcome.

0:09.4

Welcome to the show.

0:10.4

Everybody.

0:11.4

Are you giggling because I was blowing my nose and like in my own world before

0:17.2

we just started right there?

0:18.2

No.

0:19.2

I was giggling as a way of to say like, is she going to come in hot?

0:23.3

Yeah. I didn't know either. And then I was like, oh yeah, we're recording. I better stop

0:27.4

blowing my nose. So here we are. Even at 10, well, we're very good at being ourselves. So that

0:33.2

makes sense that we don't know the line between like on air and off air.

0:38.9

That's true.

0:39.5

And sometimes I have to remember, what did I tell all of you guys?

0:42.3

Totally.

0:42.7

And what did I tell my girlfriend?

0:45.4

Right.

0:45.7

And what did I tell my clients?

0:47.7

And like, I'm sure we repeat ourselves and people are like just pretend like it's new information.

0:52.9

Yeah.

0:53.1

I'm like, did I see this on here?

0:54.9

Did I, you know.

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