923: Original Urkel
Giant Bombcast
Giant Bomb
4.7 • 6.6K Ratings
🗓️ 13 January 2026
⏱️ 144 minutes
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0:00:00 Intro
0:22:35 Myst III: Exile
0:30:01 Disco Elysium
0:36:36 Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!
0:38:38 Star Wars Jedi: Survivor
0:42:24 Star Wars Genesis
0:47:34 Dragon Quest VII Reimagined
0:51:39 Final Fantasy X
0:55:20 Final Fantasy Tactics: The Ivalice Chronicles
1:01:19 Big Hops
1:07:06 Sektori
1:16:30 Mortal Comeback
1:18:47 Jan's Breaking News
1:20:39 Meta Closes Twisted Pixel, Armature, and Sanzaru Games
1:21:56 Understanding game pricing with the developers of Peak
1:23:46 The Xbox Developer Direct will feature a secret fourth game
1:25:18 Resident Evil Showcase set for this week featuring new Resident Evil Requiem gameplay
1:26:22 Ubisoft hits The Division and Avatar studio, Massive Entertainment, with layoffs
1:28:49 A poster for The Division: Definitive Edition has reportedly appeared at a Ubisoft event in Japan
1:30:54 Call of Duty on Switch 2 could be ‘imminent’, dataminer claims
1:32:02 Nintendo president reiterates plans for future movies and animated videos, doesn’t rule out anime in the future
1:34:50 Nintendo is monitoring high RAM prices and tariff impacts very closely, president Shuntaro Furukawa says
1:39:33 Baldur’s Gate 3 boss explains lack of Switch 2 version
1:41:30 Nintendo Switch 2’s latest GameCube game is now live, bringing the total to 8 games
1:47:24 Machine Games is reportedly working on Wolfenstein 3 and a ‘Rainbow Six Siege-style’ multiplayer title
1:49:22 EMAILS! (And super chats!)
2:22:02 Outro
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, me. |
| 0:03.0 | Hey! Hey, everybody, it's Tuesday, January 13th, 2026. Welcome to the giant bombcast. I am your host, Jan Ochoa, joining me co-captain of the ship. He's his own gold-plated HDMI cord, Jeff Grub. That's right. Every single one of my veins have been dipped in gold |
| 0:43.4 | and now they work better than ever. That's true. Speaking about being dipped and gold, |
| 0:47.8 | he has never been buffaloed because he is on top of everything because he's in first place |
| 0:52.7 | because his veins are gold. Dan Reichert. |
| 0:55.2 | Rarely buffaloed. |
| 0:56.3 | I'm rarely buffaloed. |
| 0:57.6 | I don't think I've been buffaloed in 20 years. |
| 1:00.2 | Speaking about 20 years, that's the energy he gives off. |
| 1:04.8 | That of a young Spride 20-year-old. |
| 1:07.3 | He's ready to do backflips. |
| 1:08.9 | Audio listeners, he's doing the Van Dam splits right now |
| 1:12.4 | under his chair, under his desk. |
| 1:15.0 | Jeff Backelar. Oh, |
| 1:16.9 | my groin. It's killing me |
| 1:18.6 | from these splits. I've also |
| 1:20.8 | buffaloed you in the last 20 years, dance. |
| 1:22.9 | I don't know. When? Do I know |
| 1:24.7 | about this? No, that's the whole |
| 1:26.7 | point. Sorry, you don't actually own any of giant bomb. |
| 1:30.4 | What? |
| 1:31.6 | When did you buffalo me? |
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