922. Kings of King: The Long Walk

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4.9 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2025

⏱️ 89 minutes

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This episode covers 2025’s The Long Walk, King’s first book. The hosts discuss the film’s plot, themes, production, and rank it. That’s what you get with KOK. A luxurious long walk across the totally non-dystopic American landscape. Features: Michael Swaim: https://bsky.app/profile/michaelswaim.bsky.social Abe Epperson: https://bsky.app/profile/abeepp.bsky.social Support Small Beans and access Additional Content: https://www.patreon.com/SmallBeans Check our store to buy Small Beans merch! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/the-small-beans-store

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0:00.0	Stephen King
0:03.0	Stephen King
0:25.6	Keep strolling, strolling, though they're ass a-holling, if your poo starts flowing, you die.
0:36.6	Through rain and wind and weather,
0:39.3	Being friends together,
0:41.3	Wishes are granted as the prize.
0:45.3	The one who is the fastest gets to shoot the Jedi fascist
0:49.3	Outlasting all these other studly guys.
0:53.3	Move them out.
0:54.5	Walk them long.
0:55.0	Gun them down. Chew the gum. Berkovich is a bitch, green mile. I can stop staying stuff. Someone help. Ape shut up. Gun them long. Walk the move. Long one. Long walk. Right. Long walk. Yeah. Canyon arrow. A ya. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. No work!
1:11.5	Long work!
1:12.5	No one!
1:14.0	It's... Canyon arrow. A yeah! Yeah! Long walk! Long walk!
1:11.7	Long walk!
1:13.7	It's a cock of the walk!
1:18.4	It's a long walk down a long cock, which is a line from one of your wraps that I remember.
1:24.8	If you had trouble call Longbok.
1:26.8	Yeah.
1:27.4	That was when Hongbok was a rhyme. people would go, I know what that is.
1:31.5	Yeah.
1:31.9	And that's a rap that you wrote when you're in college about how big your dick is.
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