#92: Matt's Crap Trams
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🗓️ 20 March 2019
⏱️ 43 minutes
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Summary
All aboard! In this very special tram-isode, your favourite board game podcast is going on a journey.
This chat makes stops at the enormous new Race for the Galaxy spinoff New Frontiers, both expansions for Kemet, namely Ta-Seti and Seth, and The Quest for El Dorado, before terminating at the bizarre game of Tramways.
After that, Matt had to dash off to hospital for an "adrenaline test". We're not sure what that is, but we're pretty sure it involves him putting on electrodes and then doing a kickflip. Good luck, Matt!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello everybody and welcome to the 90 second Shut Up and Sit Down podcast. |
| 0:16.4 | My name's Quentin Smith and I am here to be your Sherpa upper mountain of board games. |
| 0:21.3 | Sherpa, I love it and I am joined by my as always irreverent and hit miss colleague. |
| 0:28.5 | It's Matthew Lee, it's the irreverent of irreverence. |
| 0:31.6 | Me. It's a British spring day outside which is to say dark, it's wet, but matt and |
| 0:37.2 | iron doors, we're in a well lit room, we've got a little cup of rubibos tea. |
| 0:42.0 | Recording in my little home studio slash spare bedroom in which some of the sound foam |
| 0:46.8 | to make the podcast sound nice have fell on you and woke you up in the night. |
| 0:49.4 | It's true, it was hilarious. The thing is when we talk about your baffling foam falling on me |
| 0:55.8 | in the night, people need to understand this isn't like a small bit of foam. |
| 0:58.4 | This is something the size of a six year old that fell bodily on me in the middle of the night |
| 1:05.1 | leading to me to think that I was under attack. |
| 1:07.2 | Yeah, this I mean this room is so echoey that even with all of these huge chunks of foam |
| 1:11.1 | it's still quite echoey. It did remind me that it's not bad, but when I was younger I |
| 1:14.7 | attached a number of picture frames to my wall via a kind of network, a web network of duct tape. |
| 1:24.7 | Okay, so I kind of realized I was like, hey, this duct tape is so strong, I can stick pictures |
| 1:29.3 | to the wall, but then because it was all kind of web together it meant that you never to bleed |
| 1:34.6 | one night while I was asleep. All of these pictures fell down in one big chunk. |
| 1:40.1 | As you can tell from this, Matt and I struggle with life and that's why we find solace in |
| 1:44.2 | board games. It was one of the stupid things I've ever done. Anyway, let's carry on. |
| 1:47.6 | Well, we'll talk about your tramways experience later. Oh gosh. |
| 1:50.5 | So in this podcast we're going to be talking about new frontiers, the race for the Galaxy |
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