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God Awful Movies

92: GAM092 The Prophecy

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.82.7K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2017

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of The Prophecy; mostly so that Eli and Heath have an excuse to do their Christopher Walken impressions. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0

I

0:04.0

Can lay you out and fill your mouth with your mother's feces or we can talk literally backwards

0:10.5

Do you have a bag my mother's feces? Yeah?

0:15.0

Everyone's mother's feces

0:18.0

Is that a satanic power that you discovered?

0:22.4

I wish I had Dave's mom shit right now. Look at that

0:25.7

Flashback to the go more instead of scooping the shit out of an old lady. I did not think this through I did not

0:32.2

Oh

0:50.7

Welcome back to the gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema except when Ely just selects a perfectly good 90s movie with

0:57.4

Angel Senate. I'm your host no illusions and sitting to my immediate left is my good friend Heathen right Heath welcome back

1:02.9

Thanks Noah, you know what I'd like to do to help set the mood for this movie what's that?

1:08.7

I want to gently kiss the spaces between your knuckles

1:15.1

I was pretty sure you were gonna go with an Eli catchphrase right there

1:19.4

So that was actually way better than I was expecting

1:22.1

Speaking of which sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli

1:27.0

I do not want to know what you want to do to set the mood for this movie

1:31.1

Never want to know what I want to do

1:34.3

Feel like you don't even read the suggestion box

1:37.6

So tell us he think case people are convinced we're doing gay porn this week. Well, yeah, yeah

1:43.9

No, I'm not saying we're not I'm just asking what will we be breaking down today?

1:48.9

We watched the prophecy

1:52.3

And apologize to everyone in advance for this but uh all you need to know

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