91: GAM091 Heaven Bound

God Awful Movies

Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC

Comedy, Leisure, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2017

⏱️ 113 minutes

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This week, Eli, Heath, and Noah team up for an atheist review of Heaven Bound, a lighthearted comedy about a couple of bumbling burglars and the senile Jesus freak that kidnaps and tortures them because invisible people want him to. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

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0:00.0	Maybe you could talk to Doc. He could give you some tips on being a real man.
0:08.5	Any ghost, any ghost? What is that supposed to mean? I'm like, yeah, what is that supposed to mean?
0:13.3	That means fucking contest.
0:15.3	That's the only way to solve this.
0:16.9	Absolutely fucking contest. I just so wanted a flash cut to...
0:21.3	Oh, okay, that's why they say it's a man and a boat. He's at the front of the boat.
0:25.9	I was just like, who the fuck? What is that even mean? It's a bad metaphor.
0:30.6	All right, now clean this mango and I'll let you go.
0:34.0	Start off for movie movies.
0:50.1	Well, welcome back to the Gamcast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema
0:54.0	because Rod Rosenstein has no pined on our job performance yet. I'm your host Noah Luzon's
0:58.8	and sitting in my immediate left is my good friend Heath and right Heath. Welcome back.
1:02.5	Thanks Noah. You know what I love? Your chicken palm hot pockets. I don't say it at all.
1:09.0	I appreciate those. And that's going to pay off in about 90 minutes.
1:14.1	Yeah, about 90 minutes it'll all make sense. Go back to the intro.
1:19.1	It's called a tease. It's not a call forward. It's a tease.
1:22.0	And sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this fine
1:26.3	afternoon, sir? I'm pretty fantastic. I wonder why. So clue everybody yet on why Eli is doing so
1:37.4	fantastic. If you would, Heath, what are we going to be breaking down today? We watched Heavenbound.
1:43.5	It's the story of a husband and wife who become burglars and a wealthy Christian man who they
1:50.3	target for a heist. And all three of these people learn a valuable lesson about the meaning of life
1:56.8	from a charming food enthusiast ninja. Very exciting movie.
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