Oh, uh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,

oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello and

welcome to Shameless, the Pop Culture Podcast for Smart People who Love Dumb Stuff.

You're joined as always by Melbourne writers Michelle Andrews and

Zara McDonald. Hello Zara. Hello and hello producer Annabel Lee.

Hi coming up on today's show, O'Gweneth, the founder of Goop and lover of rectal ozone therapy

has shed her diet on a wellness podcast and it sounds like a parody.

Plus Taylor Swift's Eris tour is here and it's about as Taylor Swift as you can get.

We've found the missing piece of the Law Roach retirement puzzle and is Emma Chamberlain really charging $10,000 for a DM. But first, Zara McDonald, how is your week?

I had a good week. Fabulous. We turned five, you turned 29. We did turn five. Thank you to the listeners who have been tuning into this

shit show for five years. Five years, that's half a decade. We will still be here in another half

a decade, but it still feels like a long bloody time. Does it feel like a long bloody time to be on this

earth 29 years it really does but I'm becoming a birthday girl good for my first

28 years of life didn't really celebrate my birthday. I did celebrate it on

Friday I had a great time with you both got a little bit too merry and now I'm

already planning my 30th I think I'm a birthday girl now it's it's fun being a birthday person I'm a

birthday person until three hours before my birthday party and then I like capitulate

and get really anxious because that's when the text messages start coming in like, oh, sorry, can't come tonight.

Oh, I've never received any of those.

Oh, stop.

I just don't know what that's like.

I recall you telling me one of the worst, like two hour periods of your life is before you're 21st.

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