Here we are at the comic strip, Misery Loves Company.

That's right.

And I don't know what day it is because we're on an off day because I can't do Wednesday anymore because my wife has schooled even though I'm not supposed to talk about that.

She is school.

So we're doing on Tuesday.

We'll also do it next Tuesday because next

Tuesday is

Wednesday is a day before Thanksgiving.

That's what they call in the trades.

A gateway day.

Really? So yeah, it's a getaway day.

And so no one wants to do anything.

And my kids have a half a day, so I can't

do shit or dick as they say

and uh and so here we are we got uh Brian Brian people don't think you're blind I know how are you

and uh and we got Tom NPR Tom hi it's good to be here

Bum bum bum bum bum bump bump bump bump B amp B MPR you are you an NPR?

No there's just a nickname Kevin came up with. Why? Because you were a faggot. I think that's probably where he was going with it, yeah. Right, coming out, swinging. You're the one with the pink polo on. By the way, it's a lacos shirt. It's a polo, nonetheless. It's a polo lacos. This is white salmon. So, but why do you call them NPR?

When you're done tweeting or whatever you're doing. No, I'm just, It's a polo nonetheless. It's a polo lacrosse. This is white salmon.

But why do you call him NPR? When you're done tweeting or whatever you're doing. No, I'm just saying it. Well, Tom was kind of known for bringing not a ton of energy. Okay. Always to, especially juxtaposed with Kevin. Okay. Screaming. So every once in a while Tom would chime in. No, it was more like he's from Philadelphia, you know. So when he first was coming on the show, he'd be like, regionally it had anything to do with it. Very thoughtful. Like I'd say, Tom, what do you go? And he would like kind of lick his lips and then go. Well, Center City Podcasts, thanks. See, even now, even now I was thinking. No, I'm just letting you go. No, I met Tom's mom last, so I feel bad talking shit about Tom. I met his mom and his dad last week. Are you from Philadelphia, like proper? I am, yes. You ever go to cheerleaders? No, I've never been to that place. Oregon Avenue? I used to go to, what the fuck? Delilah.

No.

Keep going. Oasis? I know you've been to the mall. No, keep going. Gay bar? No, man. It's the one on a, it's like by South Street. I don't know. Okay. I'm coming up. There are, Philadelphia is full of stinky, smelly strip clubs. Are there any classy ones?

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