Four, three, two, and boom.

That's a nice hat.

I've told you already, but live, I gotta tell you,

that was a nice, it's very, kind of Indiana Jones but it's not quite that and not quite cowboy

Yeah, yeah you're like in the middle of that yeah yeah ride the wave you're dancing on the edge

Well, I have a really fat head and so there's his website called like Big Heads. com. There's a website for it?

A total website for fat-headed people.

I got to get my friend Burke Chrysler a hat then.

I put his hat on, I couldn't believe how big his head was

There's like an inch gap all around my head. I thought I had a big head. Yeah, so if you know your head size do you know your head size, do you know your head size?

No, I do not.

So it turns out if you know your head size,

that number comes from somewhere.

Can I tell you what it is?

Sure.

So if you measure the circumference of your head,

just get a tape measure, like you're measuring your waistline, but do it around your head.

And take that number, divide it by pie, then that's your hat size.

Whoa. Yeah.

It seems complicated.

Divide by two?

Why can't it be just like your waist, 32? You know, your waist is what your waist is.

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