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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

918 - To Poor for Doors

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

  • Bart Marek and Crystal Vann praised for honest real estate advice and saving buyers money

  • Dan says Bart helped stop his mom's house from being underpriced

  • Alex bought her first Winter Park condo with help from Crystal and Streamline Mortgage Solutions

  • Money saved on the condo deal went toward new flooring from Core Flooring

  • Debate about honest realtors versus "smoke blowing" sales tactics

  • Bart Marek team plug and mention of barttherealtor.com

  • Brendan O'Connor from Orlando Shine joins the Friday Free Show

  • Trooper Steve comparisons lead to Superman and Bizarro Superman jokes

  • Tom & Dan launch the "20 Pack" terrestrial radio commercial deal on TomandDan.com

  • Businesses can buy 20 radio commercials for $500 with production included

  • Debate over renaming the package the "24 Pack" with bonus ads

  • Tom admits he never asked the radio station for permission before launching the package

  • Running joke about "never ask permission, just do it"

  • Dan talks about turning 50 and having no major birthday plans

  • Discussion about Dan's health improvements, workouts, and weight loss

  • Orlando Science Center's new Dome theater opens June 1

  • Ideas pitched for live riffing events and immersive movie nights inside the Dome

  • Praise for Orlando Science Center's automated snack and concession setup

  • Debate over automation replacing movie theater jobs

  • Brendan attended a VHS screening of The Warriors at Enzian Theater

  • Viral Florida traffic stop involving a woman with an underdeveloped hand accused of using a cellphone

  • Hosts debate whether she could physically grip the phone

  • Discussion about bodycam footage, lawsuits, and internet outrage

  • Tom builds detective theories about the woman's "nubbin" secretly holding the phone

  • Debate about disabled people adapting and becoming highly capable

  • Suggestion that cops should use smart glasses to prove distracted driving

  • Blue Origin rocket explosion seen across Cocoa Beach and Satellite Beach

  • Orlando Shine shared footage showing visible shockwaves from the blast

  • Discussion about how huge the explosion looked and why little cellphone footage exists

  • Brendan teases upcoming Orlando Shine coverage of Fringe Festival and Spooky Empire

  • Jeff's Bagel Run and Jeremiah's Italian Ice launch "Ice Cream Summer"

  • Maisie swaps Oreo filling with Scoop Froggy Frog cream cheese

  • Debate about fiddlehead ferns, cooking toxins out of wild foods, and foraging

  • Skart from the Supervillains shares gardening tips and soil hacks

  • Tom and his sons go crabbing and fishing in Marco Island

  • Tom gets stabbed by a catfish barb and cannot remove the smell from his hands

  • Crystal's grandmother still plays Hawaiian lap steel guitar at 97

  • Memorial Day ceremony at a senior living facility sparks awkward Olympic medal confusion

  • Discussion about aging, hearing loss, and family longevity

  • Maisie praised for her dance technique and fierce performance style

  • Rock 'n' Roller Coaster officially being rethemed to The Muppets

  • Debate over whether the new soundtrack can match Aerosmith energy

  • Surfshark VPN ad read about bypassing MLB blackout restrictions

  • Dan talks about growing and straightening his beard

  • Concrete Mike wrangles a live alligator into a recycling bin

  • Discussion about Florida-man gator videos and influencer Clavicular's legal trouble

  • Brendan and Tom joke about the name Jack Sock during pickleball talk

  • Discussion about teenage smoking, Playboy magazines, and weird childhood memories

  • Brendan roasts Tom's frosted glass bedroom door setup

  • Debate about kids knowing their parents are having sex

  • Dan recalls discovering edible underwear and gag gifts in his dad's drawer

  • Maisie helps plan Dan's laid-back Florida coastal 50th birthday trip

  • Brendan plugs Orlando Shine and local investigative reporting

  • Discussion about conversion therapy groups and anti-gay hypocrisy

  • Bearcat THC seltzers become a new sponsor with promo code BDM420

  • St. Cloud partnership announced for upcoming July events

  • Orlando Science Center memberships now include the new Dome experience

  • Science Night Live promotes tabletop games, improv games, and penguin rescue games

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Transcript

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0:00.0

If you're looking to buy or sell your house, the Bart Merrick team, Bart Merrick Crystal Van,

0:06.8

they've done it for at this point hundreds and hundreds of our listeners, our BDMs.

0:13.4

Go on the BDM page, ask how people's experience with Bart and Crystal work.

0:18.2

Well, I will tell you, they treated me like I was family.

0:20.7

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

0:21.4

That's how they treated like Crystal and Bart did such a great job of helping me.

0:25.6

I had my mom's house underpriced.

0:27.6

They helped me sell it for a fair price so I was not getting taken advantage of.

0:32.0

And I was a wonderful experience.

0:33.8

And they will treat you like family, especially if you are family. Yeah. Because my sister-in-law, Alex, is on the line with us. How are you doing, Alex? Hello, doing well. How are you guys? Good. And Alex. She's way more positive than we are. Should we start saying, hi, hello? I love that.

0:54.4

She's so cute.

0:55.2

She's like, hi, hello, everyone. It's me, Alex, and I'm like, man, I sound like a bag of crap. No, that's a flight attendant put on. That's how you act. Oh, it's fair. Oh, you're about to hand me a bag of nuts and tell me to get on my way. I make the big fuck. I know.

1:10.9

How do you make more than I do?

1:12.4

What the hell?

1:13.7

Anyway.

1:14.6

What? tell me to get on my way. I make the big bucks.

1:12.3

How do you make more than I do?

1:29.6

What the hell? Anyway, I should be a flight of a business. I can do that. You'd never be this happy. I can't work the equipment to sell the booze. I'll just give it to you. I'll be like, I'd just take it. I can't figure it out. I'd like two bags of nuts. He said, no. So Alex bought her first condo. It's her first house.

1:31.1

That's awesome, man. Thank you. Thank you. Exciting. And she used the Bart Mareg team, and Crystal Van helped her out. Nice. And how is your experience with Crystal? Oh, my gosh.

1:44.8

It was the best.

1:45.6

Oh, okay.

1:46.1

No, it was the best.

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