917 - Surviving Dr. Know It All

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Summary

Grocery store roleplay about spending a dollar on Skittles and blessing the cashier
Repetitive celebrity bath-time parody song
Sassy social media influencer parody with fake hashtags
Friday Free Show from the Just Call Moe Studio
Ross talks about his mustache lifting while drinking
Discussion about lazy beard and mustache growth
Dan carefully trimming and straightening mustache hairs
Warnings about ruining a good mustache trim
Tom misses his mustache because it felt masculine
Tommy Vann praised for his long "angelic" hair
Tommy avoids haircuts to escape social attention
Discussion about inherited anxiety and avoiding comments
Dan feels trapped by people's reactions to appearance changes
Rant about unsolicited YouTube advice and criticism
Comedy songs about Florida porn restrictions
Florida age-verification laws affecting adult websites
Debate over privacy concerns and uploading IDs to porn sites
Surfshark VPN discussion for bypassing blocked sites
Concrete Mike updates everyone on which sites still work
Discussion about pointless final school days after testing
Teachers and students mentally checking out for summer
Maisie excited about yearbooks and last-day traditions
Tommy uninterested in school traditions or awards
Debate about skipping the final day of school
Parenting arguments about obligation and finishing commitments
ChatGPT consulted for parenting advice
Crystal insists Tommy should attend school
Ross jokes about being a "kid lawyer" defending absences
Debate over strict parenting versus permissive parenting
Discussion about nostalgia, closure, and emotional attachment
Possibility of losing the current studio building
Jokes about repainting and destroying the studio before moving
Vince McMahon scandal jokes and WWVMD bracelets
Dan admits he struggles with nostalgia and emotional connection
Discussion about gratitude exercises and self-help books
Ross attends the final Bull & Bush open mic
Interview prep talk about comedian Na'im Lynn
Discussion about lazy celebrity interview questions
Fake "Hot Tub and Mini-Fridge Morning Show" radio intro
Quicksand releases a new song
Memorial Day beach trip discussion
Debate over blasting loud music at the beach
Giant JBL beach speaker stories and DJ Dre talk
Ross gets anxious hearing his playlists in public
Discussion about beach music etiquette and "blast zones"
Camping trip with 25 linked Bluetooth speakers
Bass competition videos with dangerous speaker walls
Family board game nights and old Trivial Pursuit memories
Truth or Dare stories involving Ring cameras and clown music
Debate about how public nudity jokes changed over time
Prom after-party stories and skipping prom regrets
Childhood memories of seeing accidental nudity
Discussion about teenage voyeur stories and Porky's comparisons
Debate about kids wasting summers indoors on screens
Ross strongly recommends sleepaway camp experiences
Camp Wekiwa stories and childhood accountability
Discussion about school lunches and picky eaters
Jeff Probst accidentally spoiling Survivor live on air
Craig LaFleur stories involving Disney and Pleasure Island
Discussion about Pat Morita and old TV memories
Fear and anxiety after hearing about sudden deaths
Debate over whether veteran hosts get sloppy with age
Discussion about Rob Greenfield's extreme minimalist lifestyle
Tom spirals after watching a self-help psychologist video
Debate about happiness, selfishness, and helping others
Ross celebrates avoiding conversations with neighbors
Crystal obsessively judges potential homebuyers nearby
Sinkhole paranoia and neighborhood conspiracy theories
Ross prepares for a neighborhood parking war
Neighborhood confrontation over roadside parking easements
Ross furious he slept through the neighborhood drama
Memorial Day hurricane party and comedy show plugs
Continued Surfshark VPN promotion
Discussion about favorite adult video categories
Debate about proper Memorial Day etiquette

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Are you looking for something to do this Memorial Day weekend?
0:03.5	A perfect place to have dinner that's more than just dinner. It's an experience. Yeah, it really is. It is. It's a hollowbox German restaurant right there in downtown Sanford. Check out the website, hollerbox.com. You can do priority seating there. That's something you're interested in. If you've never been there as a family, plan an adventure. It is an adventure. You would go there and every person in your family.
0:23.3	They have great kids' food. If you've never been there as a family, plan an adventure. It is an adventure. You will go there, and every person in your family will...
0:23.5	They have great kids' food.
0:25.0	Wonderful kids' food.
0:26.4	All of the German and Bavarian beers you would ever want.
0:30.2	Live German music, an upstairs, like, special area.
0:34.9	Beer garden upstairs.
0:36.2	Unbelievable.
0:37.0	Private areas.
0:37.9	The nights table you can actually, you know, rent for private parties.
0:42.0	It's just a really great space.
0:43.7	They're also open on Monday.
0:45.9	So if you're looking for something to do on Memorial Day, they're open.
0:50.7	They're also a great place to watch World Cup matches.
1:44.8	I got times for you. June 6th. You can see USA versus Germany. That's a friendly. On the 14th, you've got Germany versus Curis out. So you can take that in. Theo will be there. He's a soccer guy. It is the atmosphere of World Cup. Yes. Yes. If you want the atmosphere of a World Cup match, Go to Hollabox. They'll have TVs playing the match. You'll be everybody, the atmosphere will be electric. And they're doing all the Germany games and all the USA games. Yes. So obviously they're going to do Germany, too. But they do all the USA games. That's June 12th, the 19th, and the 25th. And the market is great. Their outfitters is great. You know. They have take-home meals. If you're like short on time and you just want a hand-cooked German meal, you can pick up something to go there. Ask for a Tom and Dan Penn when you're there because that lets them know that you're a listener. And chef Pat's always so ask to see chef pat he'll come out and say what's up yeah get a shot ski get a boot yeah we're
1:50.2	really proud of the relationship we have with hollerbox we're so glad that they chose us to get the word
1:54.5	out to people about their fine restaurant yeah and you know do us a solid drive through there
1:59.1	experience it ask for for Chef Pat.
2:01.3	Ask for Theo.
2:02.5	Tell them we sent you.
2:06.9	And, guys, it's a Hollerbox German restaurant in beautiful downtown historic Sanford.
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