915: Happiness Hacks, Cartwheel Blindness, & Things in Holes
The Brain Candy Podcast
Susie Meister PhD & Sarah Rice AMFT
4.7 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 26 May 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
Sarah is getting into birding and Susie is getting into the Elks. What we're saying is we're old. But we're happy. Unfortunately a lot of people aren't happy, but don't worry, we have the data on what can solve that problem, and it turns out it's not that hard. We share our own ideas of what hell is, and basically it's us being bad at literally anything. We find out how one woman went blind doing something we've all done! Susie shares a list of things people have gotten stuck in their bodies, and it's way worse than you could even imagine.
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| 0:00.0 | Brain Candy Podcast. |
| 0:14.2 | Episode 915. |
| 0:15.9 | Welcome to the show. |
| 0:16.9 | Hello. |
| 0:17.7 | How are you? |
| 0:18.1 | If you want a second career as a game show announcer, |
| 0:22.2 | I would love that career. |
| 0:24.4 | What? |
| 0:24.7 | They need more women to do that. |
| 0:26.3 | Yeah. |
| 0:27.3 | And welcome to the Tonight Show. |
| 0:30.4 | I mean, it's adjacent to what I want your next career to be like auctioneer slash. |
| 0:36.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:36.7 | Like monster truck commercial. commercial well the more to the |
| 0:40.7 | the longer i say testosterone the deeper this voice are going to get then i won't even have to do that |
| 0:46.1 | it already is really sir i don't know if i've just dropped an octave because i've dated women |
| 0:52.4 | oh yeah probably or yeah we don't have a control group. |
| 0:56.0 | It is very funny to hear my voice when I did the episode of the podcast of my ex-husband. |
| 1:03.6 | Ew, why. |
| 1:05.4 | It's all high-pitched and like, oh, girlie, girlie, girly. |
| 1:09.0 | When I have a male partner in the room. |
| 1:13.3 | Oh, my God. |
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