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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

914 - Sloth Teen Takeover

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 1 May 2026

⏱️ 122 minutes

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0:00.0

Got a text message from Friend of the show, Logan. A lot of you that listen will know Logan. We were in his movie, as Dreamers do. Okay. The Young Walt Disney Story. Yep. Text me this morning, guess where he was at? Where? Well, he's in Tennessee, but he was at Jeff's Bagel Run, getting that big old box of assorted bagels and assorted handmade spreads for all of the people at his office.

0:22.7

And he is a hero.

0:24.0

He's a Tennessee hero.

0:25.2

Yeah, yeah.

0:25.8

And he told me to say, and he wrote the text.

0:28.1

I sit at the Tracy.

0:29.0

He said, Tom and Dan advertising is nationwide.

0:33.2

And it is.

0:34.1

Jeff's bagel run, they are popping up everywhere. Everywhere. You're lucky if you get one, but chances are you can get one. And there are tons of locations in Florida. If you go to jeffs beggar run.com, enter your zip code. You could find a Jeff's Bagel Run near you. Just search Jeff's Beggle Run on your Google Maps. I just hit your daughter, by the way. Yeah, it's fine. My daughter just keep running it at Tom Karate Chalk. No, it's fine. Hey, we'll end it like this. Okay. What is your absolute, you've got to come close. Come close right to the mic. What is your absolute favorite breakfast of all time? Don't fail me. It's an everything bagel with buffalo cream cheese.

1:12.3

From where?

1:13.3

Jeff Bagels.

1:14.6

Oh, man.

1:15.3

It would have been so funny if she said Bo Dengles.

1:19.1

I like a McDonald's sausage biscuit.

1:21.6

Love you, Daddy.

1:23.5

Yeah, yeah.

1:23.9

You guys go to Jeff's Baker Run all the time.

1:25.9

My sons love Jeff's Baker Run.

1:27.8

It's kid approved.

1:28.8

And look, man, we know how picky kids are.

1:30.8

The sweet bagels, and that's the thing.

1:32.4

They got sweet and savory. Do you want the new one? Okay, yeah. Okay, just because my wife had this, Andrew's in the lobby as well. The new secret bagel that you got to get, because they just rolled this out, they have a peach cream cheese.

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