Sarah!

Sarah!

The M-A-P-R-A-R-R-A-R-R-A-R-R-B-H-A-R-B-H. Oh, my gosh. Hopefully you can't see the peanut butter and jelly all over my lips. I was just scarfing down a sandwich while you and I were talking business and talking R-H-O-B-H, which, ah, the drama this week. I can't even- You know what? Everyone always gets so like why.

I mean, I don't really R-H-O-B-H, which, ah, the drama this week.

I can't even. You know what? Everyone always gets so, like, why? I mean, I don't really eat on air, but I've seen other podcasters get, like, slam for it. It's like, I don't know. We have to, we have to eat and we work 24-7. So, like, what do you expect? But I really, I don't like it. when I listen to other people eating or drinking or chewing gum, it is rather distracting.

Well, that's why people don't like it. Are you into that ASMR trend? Like, I'm not into listening to people eat or put their nails on the microphone. Are you into any of that?

I didn't know and I didn't even know that was a thing.

Yeah, David, there's another occupation for you.

You could be making thousands of dollars.

Well, apparently Kelly Dodd says I have the most annoying voice.

And yesterday, yesterday someone left me a review, tell Sarah Frazier to take it down like

13 decibels.

So you have a high voice and I have an

annoying voice according to Kelly. Okay. Well, I'm just sharing that with you. I, you know what? I want to thank all of our wonderful, lovely listeners, but there are some out there that find the need to go to our pages and leave us a one star review. I mean, piss off all the way off. That's what I can say.

I mean,

guess why?

Nothing is going to change.

You can leave a one star of view all day.

I'm running my business how I want to run it. And that's just the reality of the situation. I know. For real. For real. I will say this. I did just get a five-star review from one of our amazing listeners. And it says, and it's titled Sarah and David. I don't know what it is. It's like you're in my head with every question I have and you two answer them. No one covers TLC shows. And now I'm addicted to your 90-day fiancé. I honestly felt like the three of us were having a conversation.

Thank you. So there's a positive. There's something positive. Now we got a, I mean,

this is not a joke here with Real House. We're going to have to dedicate this whole show to

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I have so many thoughts. I mean, where do we begin? Do we begin? Let's just,

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