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The Brohio Podcast

911 Calls: The Funny Ones

The Brohio Podcast

The Bros of Brohio

Society & Culture, Documentary, Science, Social Sciences

4.64.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2024

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

This episode of the Brohio Podcast is sponsored by Magic Mind! If you're looking for clarity and focus, then you need to try Magic Mind. Head over to magicmind.com/brohio and use the promo code "Brohio" to save big. In this episode, we have a compilation of non-traumatic 911 calls. It's a great episode for the kids!

Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm going to Hello everyone it's several days before our

0:25.0

crows, Brohio cruise 2024 and we're recording our episode early.

0:26.0

Yeah, if you're listening to this right now,

0:28.0

we're actually on the cruise, right?

0:31.0

Yeah, I guess dude, science is science. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My body, my choice, I know that honestly... Are we releasing it the week we're on the cruise? I think we'll release it Monday night okay so yeah so we will just we'll be

0:46.3

fucking we'll be sick we'll be a bottle deep with no no cares not at all just you guys are slaving away at work and we're just going to be partying up. Shouldn't

0:56.1

one on the cruise? Just praying to God that somebody gang rapes us on that fucking ship.

1:02.0

I'm already setting up my plans, man. I pray to God it's someone with a

1:05.3

pussy that's married to me. I hope she just says. I hope that first night we go to

1:11.6

we go to leave the room and to go to the casino or wherever it is.

1:16.8

Go watch a show on ice, go play trivia, go dance.

1:22.7

And I put my hand on the door and open the door and then she slams it shut and she says,

1:25.8

no, there's something you need to take care of before we go.

1:29.8

And I say, oh, I, what, did I forget to put on deodorant I forget to put on

1:34.0

Cologne and she just yanks down her fucking whatever her grab you by the

1:41.2

weener her tuxedo pants, whatever she's wearing.

1:44.0

So something happened earlier.

1:46.0

Yeah.

1:48.0

I just told Robert about it.

1:50.0

I haven't pooped in four days.

1:51.0

Yeah.

1:52.0

And then I finally pooped a few minutes ago.

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