All right, buckle up because this is the full body camp video experience from episode

197's happy ending that I promised I'd share to catch you up in case you missed the happy ending

somehow on that episode.

This one starts out like a scene from every cop show ever. And then takes a left turn

straight into chaos and then a tree. And then awkwardly fleeing on foot. It's March 18th,

2025 in Villa Park, Illinois. Police roll out thinking they're headed to a run-of-the-mill

domestic disturbance. You know, maybe some yelling, a few finger points, a middle finger in the air.

Classic Tuesday night energy. But no, no. They show up and find a wrecked car. And inside, a husband and wife

doing their best impression of Spider-Man pointing at Spider-Man, you know that meme. He says she

drove. She says he's lying.

So who's behind the wheel?

Well, plot twist.

The husband decides to prove his case the old-fashioned way

by sprinting off into the night like he's auditioning for a reboot of Cop's Parkour Edition.

Meanwhile, officers dealing with the wife get front-road seats to her one-woman show titled,

I'm a doctor, therefore I'm innocent.

Spoiler alert, being rude and dropping your credentials does not make handcuffs optional. Here we go.

All right. 30 info. 30 go ahead. We step over here. 10-4. What's going on?

We turned off and hit the fucking cold. Yeah. Like, come here. 104. What's going on? We turned off and put the fucking pole.

Yeah. Like, come here.

She's okay.

Yeah.

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