910 - Juke It Like A Bull For Turdstile
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 133 minutes
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Summary
* Jeffs Bagel Run garlic bread bagel blowing up in Bagel Madness
* Huge variety of bagels and spreads, family friendly go to spot
* Salt bagel with buffalo cream cheese as a standout combo
* Bagel boxes at work instantly boost your social ranking
* Expansion across Florida with app signup free bagel promo
* BDM Appreciation Week tie in with free bagel giveaway
* Debate on podcast intros, comfort of routine vs jumping in
* Older episodes had heavier reverb and different audio feel
* Payphone microphone prop added purely for comedy
* BDM Appreciation Party April 11 with family duo theme
* Jeff Howell and Casey Howell live music set
* Juggling Jacks mother daughter act with poodles and props
* Outdoor setup with pinball machines and fundraiser tables
* Event is kid friendly but still classic chaotic T and D energy
* Tiger Woods crash body cam footage and police interaction
* Claim he was talking to the president during arrest
* Debate if powerful people still avoid real consequences
* Past stories of getting let off vs modern strict procedures
* Body cams and social media killing police discretion
* Sobriety tests used to build cases not prove innocence
* HGN eye test explained as key DUI indicator
* DUI outcomes depend heavily on money and legal help
* Mo Dewitt sponsorship, VIP perks, and Mini Masters plug
* Danger Brains branding, why visuals matter for small business
* Bad logos and clip art instantly hurt customer trust
* Turnstile as one of the biggest modern hardcore bands
* Songs Blackout and Holiday pushing crossover success
* Ex guitarist Brady Hebert arrested after violent incident
* Drove car into singers father outside family home
* Pattern of instability, drugs, and burning bridges
* Discussion on how you would dodge an oncoming car
* Wild stunt filming stories with near misses and bad decisions
* E network dark side docs and Price Is Right allegations
* Models pressured on weight, looks, and cosmetic changes
* Debate on judging old behavior by modern standards
* Bob Barker lawsuits and behind the scenes reputation
* Docs can reshape public figures through editing choices
* Ellen and Steve Jobs comparisons on workplace behavior
* Tyra Banks and reality show treatment parallels
* Supermodel nostalgia and cosmetic procedure risks
* Artemis mission toilet malfunction and space skepticism
* Automation vs manual control in spacecraft debate
* Tesla self driving inconsistency discussion
* Betting markets as crowd sourced prediction tools
* Hot dogs taste better based on context and hunger
* Costco and Primrose Lanes as elite hot dog experiences
* Sodium and caffeine combo creating fake energy boost
* Eating too many hot dogs leading to health scare moment
* Preference for thinner dogs and chili slaw mustard combos
* Varsity Atlanta and classic regional hot dog nostalgia
* Adult Beanie Weenie upgrade and home cooking talk
* Living with vegetarians makes solo cooking harder
* Optometrist distraction story and outdated eye exams
* Volunteers packing merch rewarded with food
* Toy trends like Nitos and waiting out hype cycles
* Paper towel wiping habit and plumbing consequences
* Toilet paper folding vs crumpling debate
* Elevator floor numbering confusion and 13th floor jokes
* Black Hammock comedy show and Talks with Ross plug
* Final push for BDM Appreciation Party attendance
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, did you hear? |
| 0:01.0 | What? |
| 0:01.4 | You're this close to winning. |
| 0:03.0 | Winning what? |
| 0:03.9 | Garlic bread. |
| 0:04.7 | It's in the finals. |
| 0:06.2 | Oh. |
| 0:20.7 | Or it may not be in the finals, but he made it almost. Did it make it at the final four? But yours, you made it. Dude, garlic bread is there. Bagel madness. And what Daniel's talking about is Jeff's bagel run. I know I sound like a crazy person yelling garlic bread, garlic bread. |
| 0:22.1 | But yeah, Jeff's bagel run, I know I sound like a crazy person yelling garlic bread, garlic bread, but yeah, Jeff's Bagel Run, |
| 0:26.8 | the garlic bread flavored bagel is, it is trending very high. |
| 0:33.4 | My family loves going to Jeff's Bagel Run because everybody in the family likes their bagels different, |
| 1:27.5 | and Jeff's Bagel Run has so many different bagel flavors and fresh daily made spreads that are delicious. I got a new one I call the sports bar. You ready? Yeah. Salt bagel, buffalo cream cheese. It's like having a wing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A little extra salt, little crunch. The salt bagels are underrated. Anyway, if you've never been there and don't sleep on Otis brand coffee, too, it's a one-stop shop for breakfast. But here's another thing that our buddy keyed up BDM's been doing. If you have an early morning meeting or something, swing through there and get a big old box of bagels and hand-stirred spreads. Give them to the office and you will become the local hero. Yep. And everyone will love you. Get some coffee, some bagels, some spreads. Find the Jeff's Bagel Run near you. There's tons of locations across Florida, across the United States right now. All of the East Coast. And they're making it easy with their brand new Jeff's Bagel run app. |
| 1:29.7 | Just for signing up, you get a free bagel. |
| 1:33.8 | BDMs, if you signed up for BDM Appreciation Week and bought that T-shirt, you get a free bagel. |
| 1:42.4 | Yeah, everybody got a free bagel in their package. And thank you to Jeffs for doing that. You know, like, we are a small business and we get to work with another small business that's just rocketing to the moon, pun intended. |
| 1:45.9 | And Jeff's, thank you for being a part of BDM Appreciation Week. |
| 1:47.3 | We really do appreciate it. |
| 1:44.7 | Find the location. business that's just rocketing to the moon, pun intended, and Jeff's, thank you for being a part of BDM Appreciation Week. |
| 1:46.0 | We really do appreciate it. |
| 1:47.4 | Find the location nearest you. |
| 1:49.2 | Go to their website, enter in your zip code. |
| 1:51.6 | It's jeffsbaglerun.com. |
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