Hello, perhaps you recognize me.

It's your favorite president.

So what's going on, everyone?

Things are so fucking funny right now.

Shit's really funny.

It's times like this that I don't feel that bad about picking politics as my, is one of my zones of, of, uh, of, uh, entertainment, one of my spectacle

preferences. I mean, yeah, obviously it was much, it was, it was, it was, it was, it was great when he was in the hospital.

But honestly, I love this now too.

This thing where he like, he's in the mobile office and they're saying, oh, he's in the office,

he's signing documents and then they come out, they just, just right before I came on, they dropped a video of him in front of the White House

just caked up on the makeup because he looked fucking like, he looked like death last time.

And he sounded absolutely gacked.

They've clearly got him on the roids,

or at least he's still flying high on him.

And you know what?

He might be fine.

He might not even...

He is...

He shouldn't be alive anyway,

so maybe he will never face any physical consequences,

but...

It's still very funny to me.

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