4.8 • 28.5K Ratings
🗓️ 1 August 2016
⏱️ 28 minutes
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The 12:37 train has arrived. Plus, a crowd gathers on Somerset and the return of Laser Tag.
This episode was co-written with James Moran.
Weather: "Windows" by Angel Olsen (angelolsen.com)
Music: Disparition, disparition.info.
Logo: Rob Wilson, robwilsonwork.com.
Produced by Night Vale Presents. Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin. More Info: welcometonightvale.com, and follow @NightValeRadio on Twitter or Facebook.
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1:01.6 | and run. Welcome to Nightfail. |
1:31.6 | Exciting news for rail enthusiasts and fans of punctuality. The 1237 train to Red Mesa has arrived |
1:46.7 | on time at Nightfail station. Sort of on time. Nightfail has not had a train station or train |
1:56.0 | service in a little over a century. So the train is about a hundred years late. This is naturally |
2:04.5 | a cause of some confusion at the moment. The station, which used to be where the Little League |
2:10.1 | Baseball Fields are right now, was decommissioned and torn down after it was discovered the tracks |
2:16.5 | just sort of ended in the middle of the desert, connecting to nothing. The share of secret police |
2:23.6 | have encircled the train, which is stopped right in the second baseline and has not opened its doors. |
2:30.1 | It is not yet clear where the train came from, if there are any passengers, and if there are, |
2:36.3 | what condition they are in. Share of Sam announced that they are an avid rail enthusiast or, as they |
2:42.2 | call themselves, a train spotter. They whittled a small caboose out of a block of balsa to demonstrate |
2:47.8 | their enthusiasm. They also repeatedly pronounced my name as Cecil II, so do with that information |
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