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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 18 February 2019

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

This week The Cult celebrates the wonderful National Emergency and tackles an incredibly wild comment section about a 91 year-old USPS retiree.

"Trump 'is' the 'leader' of the 'executive' branch"

"Nancy Pelosi, I'm your Huckleberry"

"I wish the government would take *my* land to build the wall"

"Millennials are too lazy to work for 69 years and then die"

"My dad is 70 and still works, and this is good for some reason"

Transcript

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0:00.0	Dot, dot.
0:04.5	100% dot dot dot dot dot.
0:09.1	Today is a new dawn in America.
0:14.1	Dot dot dot, dot.
0:15.8	Good morning, dot dot dot dot.
0:18.8	U.S. dot a dot dot dot dot dot dot
0:22.2	dot dot.
0:22.9	At 10 o'clock this a.m.
0:25.8	Our president Donald J. Trump
0:27.7	dot dot dot dot
0:28.7	we'll show the world
0:30.4	what America's made of.
0:32.7	dot dot dot dot.
0:35.5	He has been building the wall space space, dot, dot, dot, dot, dot.
0:41.3	Now, comma, with the Democrats out of his way, dot, dot, dot, dot, he'll finish, quote, the wall, quote, dot, dot, dot, dot.
0:50.9	This time, bigger and better, space, dot dot dot dot dot dot dot heart I'm Alexander
1:05.7	Edward and I'm Tony Boswell and we are Colt. The world is being born anew.
1:14.4	Our president, Donald, J. Trump, is responsible.
1:18.7	We're documenting it.
1:21.9	So we have a lovely show for everyone out there.
1:25.2	God, what a good day it is, Tony.
1:27.2	What a glorious day.
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