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The Valleycast

91 - Joe forces us to DRINK SHARK VODKA

The Valleycast

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.81.7K Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Summary

It's a NEW EPISODE OF VALLEYCAST! Enjoy as Elliott, Steve, and Joe talk about what's in their hearts. Thank to our sponsors: Audible: Start listening with a 30-day Audible trial. Choose 1 audiobook and 2 Audible Originals absolutely free. Visit audible.com/valleycast or text VALLEYCAST to 500-500. Bespoke Post: Get 20% off your first monthly box when you sign up at boxofawesome.com and enter the code VALLEYCAST at checkout. Postmates: Use code VALLEYCAST for ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS of free delivery credit for your first seven days when you download the Postmates app. As always, our lovely VIP patrons get this podcast before all the other gremlins, so join our madness at patreon.com/thevalleyfolk !

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0:00.0

After winning Bring the Funny, there's only one question on everyone's minds.

0:03.2

Will becoming multi-millionaires change the members of the value folk and will money inevitably tear them apart?

0:07.6

In the five, six years from now zone, Joe was a spokesperson for every brand ever created.

0:11.2

We're talking to any's and Lenscraftors and Benny Hana's. He'll become a new size guy and the KFC guy and the AMC guy.

0:15.4

And once he's a worldwide sensation, he'll become a spokesperson for the United Nations.

0:18.8

In the five, six years from now zone, Steve will use his millions to become the next

0:21.6

Jack Black or Josh Gad or Zach or Dan Dan Fogler that's the guy from Fantastic Beasts

0:25.5

he'll be torn between staying with the value vocal going solo on the road with just a

0:29.1

horn like Jason Bourne in the five six years now zone we will become the first

0:32.2

cast member on S&L, named Lee,

0:34.0

just like predicted, and she'll laugh her way at the top of the food chain,

0:36.4

but unfortunately for Delman, she'll have an affair with Tom Cruise in 2027.

0:39.4

And in the five, six years from now zone,

0:40.8

Elli will become the first, first man when Grace Helbit becomes first female

0:43.5

president and when they're taking their photo for the cover of Time magazine, the

0:46.7

cameraman will ask, hey Elliot, please zip up that sleeve zipper, thanks.

0:50.3

And in five billion years from now when the sun finally explodes, I'll be a great cheering for the valley.

0:54.3

Good night and good morning, valley cats. Peace be with you.

0:57.0

Please help yourself some refreshments in the back. I apologize for this being more than 35 seconds long.

1:01.5

Good night.

1:03.0

Wow!

1:04.0

That was great.

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