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testing um my name's gita and i'm here to do a podcast and i'm here to say i like splatoon in a major way

god damn it

welcome to katakus Welcome to Kataku's split screen, the only video game podcast to survive all 500 days of summer.

It's August 10th, 2017, and we've got a great guest-packed show for you today.

First, Jason and I talk about how he's been playing Final Fantasy tactics on his phone,

then about how impressed I've been with the opening hours of Hellblade Senua's sacrifice.

Then we hit the news of the week, including real money for better gear and shadow of war.

After that, I'm joined by Kitaku's dating advice columnist Harris, Dr. Nerdlove O'Malley

to talk about dating, anxiety, and how movies lie to us about love,

before sitting down with Kataku's own Patricia Hernandez and Gita Jackson to talk about dating, anxiety, and how movies lie to us about love, before sitting down with Kataku's own Patricia Hernandez and Gita Jackson to talk about why we love Splatoon as much as we do.

Stick around.

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