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Could some man please come and mend the bloody hinge in my bathroom door?

I had a loose hinge on my bathroom door too.

And it turned out it was the reason my mum wasn't coming to stay so much.

She's from the very modest generation and we've all got a bit Swedish.

I hadn't really cared that the bathroom door hadn't shut for about three years.

And then someone comes round and their embarrassment and modesty is what actually drives you into the expensive arms of a handyman.

I now keep a screwdriver by...

This is going to make me sound even madder than I actually am.

I keep a screwdriver not possible on a bookshelf by the door.

And every now and again when the noise just becomes unpartnerable,

when you scrape the door open because it's making contact with the flooring.

I just tighten the nuts.

Fortunately with fee and gem.

Now it's half-price season at the chocolate shop so I have got some Easter offerings.

I really love living.

I love living.

It's not the Gregorian calendar with you.

The coffee calendar is when every single thing is celebrated when it's 50% off about a week later.

The Christmas slabs of chocolate these so generously gifted my children.

In February.

Very much appreciated.

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