91: Corn Cobb Teeth w/ Harland Williams

JUST SAYIN’ with Justin Martindale

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🗓️ 15 November 2023

⏱️ 83 minutes

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This week Justin welcomes Harland Williams to the show to share his thoughts on going the Burning Man lifestyle, bidets, getting a full body wax and breaking down all the week's biggest stories. A TikTok influencer may have gotten face tattoo, the Met Ball theme is announced, Britney has never-ending doll drama, Chris Appleton's romance comes to an end and much more! This episode of Just Sayin' with Justin Martindale is brought to you by BetterHelp Visit BetterHelp.com/sayin today to get 10% off your first month.

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0:00.0	What's up, everybody? Welcome to this week's episode of The Just Saying Podcast. I'm your
0:13.8	host, Justin Martin Dale, and with me this week, I have one of my favorite people ever.
0:19.6	I mean, you are an actor, comedian. I'm going to give you some credits because that's
0:23.6	what I said at the top. I like telling everybody who's with me today.
0:27.8	You've seen him in something about Mary, one of my favorite sorority boys,
0:33.7	sausage parties, the creator of puppy dog pals, the one, the only Harlan Williams everyone.
0:40.8	I did four of these. Every time you did a credit, I went like this, and I think I threw my neck out.
0:45.2	Well, don't do that, not before the holidays. Well, it not only was very nice of you to set me up,
0:49.6	but came here to have a chat. Now I got to go to see a chiropractor. Well, that's how the show goes.
0:54.0	I'm sorry. You're going to, you're going to get your bones out of whack from having so much fun
0:58.5	here. But first and foremost, yeah, I want to give you a happy early birthday. Oh, God.
1:06.6	God, how'd you know? I do my research. Wow. Wow. You knew that I had a birthday this year.
1:12.7	Yeah. Well, yeah. I know. It's very strange. I like to look up things on people this year.
1:20.4	Yes. Well, that I'd like to give you a happy birthday. Thank you. It was, it was like early, but yeah,
1:27.0	I'm your birthday in March. Happy birthday. Thank you. This is how I can play you game. I can play your
1:33.8	early game. Do you know what? Happy birthday for next year. Okay. God, wow. You're the first person
1:40.8	who's wished me a happy birthday for next year. And happy Halloween for next year too. Candy
1:46.0	bar critter. Thank you. Do you have any big plans for your birthday? Are you a big birthday guy?
1:52.8	I'm not a big birthday guy. It's been a tough week for me. It's it's weird on my birthday. I lost
1:58.1	my best friend last week, not to bring the show down instantly. We'll just cut this out. No,
2:03.9	it's good. It's good. I, you know, everyone says you should talk about it. Yeah. When you lose
2:07.7	somebody, you don't mind me talking about it. Go for it. This was your last fun. Yeah, then we'll
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