908. - Cazzie David

How Long Gone

Chris Black & Jason Stewart / Talkhouse

Society & Culture

4.4 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Our friend Cazzie David returns to the pod to discuss Prince Andrew getting popped on his bday, GQ's backlash for publishing a Clavicular story, the difference between podcasts and shows, EMF headphone extension cords, oil pulling, lymphatic vibration plates, how she uses Gilmore Girls, who should fall asleep first in a relationship, Love Island, lake bathing at summer camp, the pains of pushing your product, and how her and Chris's life changed after their episode of Subway Takes aired. Cazzie's new book, Delusions, is out March 3rd. instagram.com/cazziedavid twitter.com/donetodeath twitter.com/themjeans howlonggone.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	How long gone?
0:20.0	Bitch, it's me.
0:21.9	Chris Black, New York City.
0:24.6	Looking at this fucking snow melting.
0:27.1	Them jeans was good.
0:28.3	Snow melting, yeah.
0:29.5	Just a little bit of a dreary morning here in L.A.
0:32.5	A little, some clouds, some rains.
0:35.9	Had to do my dog walk extra early so i didn't get drenched upon i hate to
0:40.8	but otherwise you know just checking the news pimped down we got andrew Andrew Andrew's down right yeah
0:47.4	I mean they said let the corgis eat him which I thought it's just it's a real bummer to be like let the corgis limb from limb
0:57.6	like it's it must be a bummer to be basically every newscast is referring to him as former
1:03.1	prince you know and then they got it and they got him with the government after that
1:07.6	whereas before he was he was he was just prince andrew now it's Andrew blah, blah, blah. It's a hyphenated, obviously, like British, you know. So you're saying he went from, he went from civilized to civilianized. You hate to see it. You hate to fucking see it. Barber fit different in jail. You know what I mean? It's Barbara fit different in jail. Barber're talking about the jacket, not a hair stylist. Just to be clear, I'm assuming. Yeah, barber fit different. That, that corduroy collar. Yeah, he's, they're hosing him. They make him strip out of his brioini suit. They hose him down with some good British water. Give him a good scrub a dub-dub, and they throw him the barber. And he's like, I'm actually a large tall. And they're like, you're a triple X-L. Sorry, King. We don't get to pick the sizes here. And then he's going to be swimming in that barber, isn't he? He's going to be swimming. Well, you know, he'll probably firm up in jail like you know as far as
2:00.9	body goes you know hopefully he'll you know not that the british are known for their
2:04.7	proclivity with exercise but you know he might have to do a few sit-ups and push up he's only
2:09.4	66 yeah so you know he's got the whole rest of his life ahead of him typically you know
2:16.0	pimp down free the guys look you know as they say
2:20.1	well i need i mean i'm just seeing all this chatter the continued now now people are mad that
2:28.6	gq did a profile of clavicular yeah Yeah, platforming this toxic twink.
2:35.6	Doing a profile on someone is not platforming them.
2:38.7	That is not giving them the floor to say whatever they want.
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