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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

905 - Savannah & the Pear Shaped Man

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Comedy, Improv

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 March 2026

⏱️ 117 minutes

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0:00.0

Hey, baby, it's Jeff's bagel run. Bagel Madness, baby! We are in the beginning of Jeff's bagel madness. They did this last year. It's a tribute to March Madness. Sweet versus Savory, man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where do you, a serious question. I'll tell you. Are you sweet or savory? I'm savory. Okay.

0:21.0

I'm a savory man.

0:22.3

This is perfect.

0:23.6

Guess what I am.

0:25.3

Sweet baby D.

0:27.4

Sweet baby D versus savory tea in a battle off.

0:32.2

We're having a Jeff's bagel run bagel madness battle off.

0:35.3

Listen, I will bet that more people like the savory

0:39.0

than the sweet. But here's what I know. Read off some of the sweet and savories. Okay, all right.

0:43.4

Let me give you a few. Okay. On my side, we'll start with me. Let's do some blueberry,

0:48.3

cinnamon, sugar, which has become one of my favorites. Now, this bracket is on the Jeff's

0:52.9

Bagel Run app, and you can actually play along and then guess whether you think this bagel. And it's a real-time thing. Like, if more people order the sweet and the sweet go against each other, the savory he goes against each other. Just like Jeff, he's obsessed with this being actual. Yeah, yeah. So it becomes like an actual thing. Yeah, yeah. And he's watching the numbers.

1:11.1

So for sweet, you got like blueberry cinnamon sugar, which is like my family. We love that one. Banana bread. That's another favorite. Funnel cake. Masey loves funnel cake. Now let's go to Tom's side. Let's go over to Savory. I haven't even had this one. Did you know they had a garlic bread bagel?

1:26.7

Yeah, I've seen that.

1:28.4

I want a garlic bread bag. I want one too.

1:29.6

I have had the Mike's hot honey, everything. I haven't even had this one. Did you know they had a garlic bread bagel? Yeah, I've seen that.

1:27.6

I want a garlic bread bagel.

1:28.4

I want one too. I have had the Mike's Hot Honey everything. That's a delicious bagel, but was very limited. And don't sleep on the French onion soup bagel. It goes good. You pair with that red onion and chive cream cheese. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. there's probably a Jeff's Baker run near you because they're popping up everywhere

1:47.0

and chive cream cheese. Oh, my God. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's probably a Jeff's Baker Run near you because they're popping up everywhere. And you can just go to Jeff's Bagel Run.com entering your zip code. They're all, I mean, they opened a one in Vegas. They're all over the country. A lot in Central Florida. A lot in Florida. Some in Georgia. But get the app. You get a free bagel just for using it. You get real

2:02.4

updated info on what bagels are in stock.

2:05.0

There's a button on there like a surprise

2:06.6

me button and I hear tell that there might be

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