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Off Book: The Improvised Musical

90. Taylor Ortega in Hang On, Collider

Off Book: The Improvised Musical

Jessica McKenna and Zach Reino

Music, Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2019

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Summary

Actor, comedian and writer Taylor Ortega (Kim Possible) joins Jess and Zach for a scientific musically packed with black holes, quarks, Swedish scientists flipping switches, and more! With songs like "Do It For Science", "Win Win" and "Ride or Die", listening to this new ep on repeat will definitely be on your tiny bucket list!

This episode is brought to you by Buy It or Don’t, Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/OFFBOOK), and Vrbo app.

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0:00.0

Uh, okay, Zach.

0:01.5

Uh, well let me ask you, do you ever find in your day-to-day life that you don't have

0:05.7

enough nunchucks?

0:06.7

Mmm, yeah, I guess that's true.

0:08.8

Okay, well what if I told you that I could give you some nunchucks that are electrified,

0:12.2

so that every time you chuck your nun, that's gonna have some zoom-in-fine.

0:15.5

Okay, so what's gonna be the slogan for that?

0:17.5

Okay, your slogan is, your bathroom wall will never be the same, because listen, we all

0:21.6

know where we're using nunchucks, or we're using the bathroom to curl our hair.

0:25.2

We're not actually using them for violence.

0:26.9

They're like, uh, really good curling iron, and also a fun way to store them.

0:30.5

Guys, I'm not sure that we're playing this game correctly, but I think we are, and we

0:34.3

have an advertisement for a very, very good game called Buy It, or Don't.

0:38.2

Uh, and it's time to invest in your game, and I'm with the game Buy It, or Don't.

0:41.7

The party game is live on Kickstarter now.

0:45.3

You and your friends can craft hilariously terrible one-of-kind products by combining a

0:48.8

descriptor, a noun, and slogan cards, then convince the other player to buy.

0:52.9

Yeah, so like mine has like the descriptor is the poor man's noun, meat bag, and the slogan

0:57.7

is, but wait, there's more.

0:59.3

No wait, that's it.

1:00.9

This is just a very good game that I think you will all enjoy playing very much.

1:04.7

Pitch it to me, Zach.

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