90: Skepticrat090 - Art of the Green New Deal Edition

The Skepticrat

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News, Government, Politics

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🗓️ 18 February 2019

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

On this week's episode: The green new deal is both of those things ... Eli will lose an old friend ... And Virginia abolishes abolition during the intro. And now they're all doing soft shoe.

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Headline Sources:

Green New Deal resolution gets officially submitted: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/02/11/whats-actually-green-new-deal-democrats/?utm_term=.b149e2fde390 https://ocasio-cortez.house.gov/sites/ocasio-cortez.house.gov/files/Resolution%20on%20a%20Green%20New%20Deal.pdf

Trump declares national emergency to build wall: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-border-emergency-the-president-plans-a-10-am-announcement-in-the-rose-garden/2019/02/15/f0310e62-3110-11e9-86ab-5d02109aeb01story.html?utmterm=.56fe2bd78687

Mueller recommends 25 years for Paul Manafort: https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/15/us/politics/paul-manafort-prosecutors.html

So much more follow-up on blackface stuff and Liam Neeson hate crime stuff since last time: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/va-atty-gen-herring-appears-in-blackface-in-photo-from-college-days/2019/02/06/9aa4aff8-2a26-11e9-984d-9b8fba003e81story.html?utmterm=.ecef10832d41 https://www.essence.com/news/virginia-police-sergeant-on-paid-leave-after-antifacist-group-exposes-alleged-white-nationalist-ties/

Mars Rover breaks down; people are weirdly emotional about it: https://www.nasa.gov/press-release/nasas-record-setting-opportunity-rover-mission-on-mars-comes-to-end

Payless is closing and I’m deeply sad: https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2019/02/15/payless-shoesource-all-u-s-stores-liquidating-and-closing/2885949002/

Transcript

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0:00.0	It's Monday.
0:03.0	Monday.
0:05.0	It's Monday. It's Monday.
0:07.0	It's Monday.
0:11.0	It's Monday.
0:14.0	February 18th and no one more time sorry
0:18.2	Just need a sip coffee sure it is okay one more time here we go
0:28.0	It's Monday oh we're going from the top are we okay I felt like I nailed my February I don't know if I could I'll plug yours in I'll try I'll try no so, so I got I got this I got this. All right I'm going to try it's Monday one more time because I want to pick my best at three. Now you're picking I get to pick two or you're one of you. So I'm doing another one. I haven't got it. All right, I'll do another one too.
0:43.0	It's very important to me.
0:44.0	It's my turn to talk soon.
0:46.0	You are muted.
0:48.0	I swear to God, this whole intro is no Eli. I'm just gonna have I'm gonna have blanks I'm just gonna have me yelling
0:56.4	jumanji over Eli's slots in this I feel like we should just put this all in the intro and the music should just run out behind us so we should still just be doing
1:04.6	this. Morgan this is all part of the skip. It's all staying in Morgan. Morgan doesn't edit this.
1:10.4	Okay, I'm gonna have to deal with this. He can feel us in his heart.
1:15.2	All right. One more time. I yell corrections to Morgan in real life at this point.
1:22.4	Morgan, make me come a little less fast next time.
1:27.0	All right now slower I want a medium orgasm Morgan medium all right Medium Organism, Morgan, Medium.
1:34.0	All right.
1:37.0	If there's one thing Morgan can help you with. It's a medium orgasm.
1:39.0	And also, it's Monday.
1:44.0	It's Monday. It's February 18th I guess.
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