Hello and welcome to episode 90 of what most people think and have you had, have you

had?

I'm not going to ask if you've bought my book yet, so you can't hear that as you'd imagine.

Have you had a meal inside yet?

Have you had a meal inside?

And if you have, did you make it a good one?

Now I would say that I started off with somewhere, salubrious, somewhere that really recognised

that new liberty, but it was actually a KFC in Bedford.

It was a KFC in Bedford.

As my wife's rudely observed, when we sat down looked like they'd never have had anybody

sat down at a KFC in Bedford, they look fucking shocked that anybody would want to dine

in there.

It was happy enough you had the popcorn chicken and there's actually, you know, Bedford is

one of the places that's been in the news for having the Indian variant, Bedford, Blackburn,

Bolton.

I think maybe we should just have searched testing in places that begin with a B. How about

that?

Is that scientific?

I don't know, but this is what most people think.

You know, this is the chameleon, topical comedy podcaster, you know, doesn't always have

to be the grown up in the room, doesn't always have to, I was going to say, doesn't

always have to trust the science.

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