90. Life as Zeph - the hair influencer proving that baldness is a state of mind

The Screen Rot Podcast with Jacob and Jake

Jacob Hawley and Jake Farrell

Comedy, Improv

4.8 • 647 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2025

⏱️ 61 minutes

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JOIN THE SCREEN ROT PATREON NOW⁠. Oi, get on this - an extra episode every week. Early access to every episode. Access to the Rotter group chat. Priority access to tickets. Get involved: ⁠patreon.com/thescreenrotpod The Screen Rot Podcast is the show where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been rotting our screens and our minds. It's Monday Night football for internet rubbish. This week we discuss: Life as Zeph. The hair influencer proving that baldness is a state of mind Go to https://surfshark.com/screenrot or use code SCREENROT at checkout to get 4 extra months of Surfshark VPN! Massive thanks to Spotify for letting us record this episode at their studio. IG Handles:⁠⁠⁠⁠ @screenrotpodcast ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@jacobhawley ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@j_akefarrell⁠⁠⁠⁠ Our theme song is "Money" by Jose Junior Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hi, just leave on work now.
0:02.2	Sorry, it's a bit loud.
0:03.3	Um, basically, so I was thinking we could get Macies tonight.
0:05.7	Had a big Mac on my mind all day, and delivery fee on the app is now from 99P.
0:09.8	So you win?
0:11.0	Of course you are.
0:11.5	Love you.
0:12.1	Bye!
0:13.3	Exclusively on the McDonald's app.
0:16.0	18 plus, service fee and small order fee may apply.
0:18.1	Participating restaurants.
0:19.0	Serving times and teas and seas and fees apply. Welcome to the Screen Rock podcast, the podcast where we discuss the weirdest and worst content that's been writing our screens and indeed our minds.
0:46.6	Shout out to everyone who subscribes to this podcast on either Apple, YouTube or Spotify.
0:52.1	A big shout out to all you guys, but a bigger shout out to the patrons, the people who pay for this podcast, the Freemasons on £3.99 a month, they're not hearing adverts. You are going to hear adverts in this episode. The patrons are not. They're also getting an extra episode of this podcast just like this every single week and access to the rock bar. They're not getting quite as much as the Illuminati. Top tier patrons. Five pound 99 every single month. All of that good stuff. Plus a free hat on their heads. A big shout out to Eugene, who runs our Twitter account. Sent by God. He now has a beautiful baby boy who I believe might actually be God and a big wink and a kiss. To the ladies and the homosexuals who might actually be
1:28.2	celebrating pride month this month who are in my opinion the most gorgeous ladies and homosexuals
1:33.9	who celebrate pride month in all of the united kingdom and i'm here in the spotify hqq studios
1:38.9	with jake fowrell nate baghzzi to you nate baghzzi to the listeners
1:41.8	Nate baghzzi to anyone celebrating pride month What a month that is, by the way. And yeah, Nate Bagazzi, especially to Spotify, doing us a big favour by letting us record in this beautiful studio on this fine day in London. Talking about Pride Month, I've got a few fellas who often I sell there. I sell like used socks and pants to.
2:01.4	Sure.
2:02.2	They know me from the internet.
2:03.5	Yeah, it's good to get that in the first 50 seconds.
2:05.1	They pay me to send them my used socks or underwear, yeah.
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