No, seriously, do you wear Polaroid sunglasses?

I have sunglasses.

I don't think they're Polaroid, because I buy the cheapest ones possible, because I sit

on them and I lose them, and so I gave up buying nice ones.

Polarization, I'm not an optician, I'm not an optics guy.

But the basic idea though, it sounds kind of crazy.

Do you know how they work?

They're like blinds, like horizontal blinds on the lenses.

I don't even think that you can see them with the naked eye.

But the idea is that it makes your glasses blind, and then without reducing visibility,

it reduces glare.

So, for example, people who work on the water, like fishermen, love Polaroid sunglasses,

because it cuts down on the glare from the water in front of them.

But you know if you have Polaroid sunglasses or not, because if you look at your iPhone,

or any kind of like LCD, it looks crazy.

It's like all-ringed.

Yes, so then I do have Polaroid.

You do have Polaroid, is that?

I must, because my phone looks freaky.

And at first, the first time I noticed that I thought that it was something wrong with

the phone, and then I realized I had bought new sunglasses.

That's exactly how this came to my mind.

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