It is Tuesday, October 3rd, 2017, and this is episode 90 of Backside of Magic.

This episode is brought to you by The Backside of Magic fan club. The Backside of Magic fan Club is now accepting applications. To begin to get

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it, at www.if you have tow.w.com. If You Have to Ask.gov.com. This is Backside of Magic, and I'm Ryan. With me,

as always is my co-host, Jeremy. Jeremy, how you doing? I'm doing fine. How are you, Ryan?

I'm well, thank you.

Good.

It's October. Are you getting in the Halloween spirit?

No, I still have time, though, right?

Absolutely.

I'll put it on my to-do list.

All right.

Let's talk iTunes reviews.

We got a lot of them this week as everyone climbs over top of each other to become coaster eligible.

We got iTunes reviews this week from Todd, which was, I believe, an update from a review he left quite a while ago.

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