90 Day UK S412 “It's Like Beating a Dead Fish”

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Seeking Sister Wife, After Shows, Sister Wives, Comedy, Love After Lockup, 90 Day Fiancé, Love Is Blind, Tv & Film

4.6 • 5.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Phin serenades Sandra as she prepares to leave, Arrah struggles with the gloomy UK weather, and Zena makes a life-changing decision. --- MERCH IS HERE! MERCH IS HERE! Y’all do you want to attract men while touring the dick riviera, or maybe you need a gift for your fellow Sissies? Behold… the Reality Gays merch line has ARRIVED! Click the link in our bio or head on over to shoprealitygays.com and order your mugs, hoodies, tote bags and more! ➡️shoprealitygays.com ⬅️ To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'll now hand you over to my best man, Eddie.
0:04.0	Wow, wow, wow, second time's a charm, eh, Billy Boy?
0:09.0	Oh God.
0:10.0	Substitution, courtesy of Paddy Power, embarrassing Eddie, makes way for sensible Samuel.
0:15.0	Cool, that was close.
0:16.0	You might not always pick the right starter, but your sub can still deliver.
0:19.0	Because with Paddy's super sub, your bet rolls over to the player coming on. Panny Power. Valid on selected leagues and markets only. Pre-match and in-play bets on qualifying player outcome selections only. T's and Clusions apply. 18 plus scummelware.org. Ah, yeah. So, Benny has really blossomed this term. You're telling me, he outgrew his bike. We sold it, on eBay. Oh, that's not quite what I meant. It's free to sell on there. Free to sell? Easy too. Sold Benny's bike, your guitar, my jacket. You sold my guitar? Shall we talk about Benny? When it's this easy to sell for free, you can't help but say you on it's eBay.
0:56.8	Things People Love. T's and C's Apply, Excludes vehicles.
1:00.3	Today on this episode of Reality Gaze.
1:04.1	Zena and Ibrimers' passionate love affair comes to a close.
1:09.0	Finn realizes that proposing on live radio
1:12.1	might not be the best idea.
1:14.7	And you all,
1:16.0	Arah is a dick pig.
1:20.1	Roll it, Christina.
1:21.4	You know, Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking.
1:35.3	Are you ready to find love?
1:37.3	Yes, a hoi, matey.
1:41.3	Love
1:42.3	Do-do-do-do-do-do Do
1:45.0	Exciting and new
1:48.0	Go online
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