90 DAY The Single Life: 0121 "Chasing a Ghost"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 May 2021

⏱️ 83 minutes

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0:00.0	Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find Love?
0:06.0	That's the boy, matey.
0:09.0	Love.
0:12.0	Do-do-do-do.
0:14.0	Exciting and new.
0:17.0	Go online.
0:20.0	Mmm.
0:21.0	They're cat-bushing you.
0:25.0	Shocker.
0:26.0	Beyonce.
0:30.0	Soon you'll be flying to parts unknown.
0:34.0	90-day Beyonce.
0:37.0	Marrying someone you've only met on your phone.
0:42.0	Be the French or Chinese of Ren New K1 visa's the key.
0:49.0	The key to what, Poodle?
0:51.0	Love.
0:54.0	It's reality, gay, let's love.
1:02.0	No, I'm recording. You get your shit together.
1:05.0	Get your shit together.
1:07.0	I'm waiting on you to situate yourself.
1:12.0	You've rushed me. I don't like it.
1:14.0	Well, you don't.
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