Oh, sure I can have a baby after 45.

Let me throw these chicken bones.

I never thought I'd have a blonde American wife.

But when I brought you that ranch dressing, I knew I'd be your dipping sauce for life.

I booked a dream vacation on a tropical I only wanted to bone

Oh how could I have known that I'd wind up knocked up and really pissed.

Oh, love in paradise.

We're planting a banana tree.

Love in paradise.

Have you heard of Polyamore?

I swear that I can see forever in your giant dick loving paradise.

Y'all, question for you, what happens when a sugar baby doesn't get sugar? He just spit out water.

I'll tell you just spit out water.

I'll tell you.

When a sugar baby don't get her sugar, she becomes a vinegar baby.

I have water all over my desk now.

You don't be on my selfie picture. You don't want to be around a sugar. my Y'all listen to her. They're called sugar babies for a reason.

Just keep giving them sugar, and they're going to be fine.

Yeah.

But once you start nickel and domininin' them,

watch out. She's supposed to be a vaguarra you're out. Domin they're like next time watch Luke's body language every time he's in a scene with her because she kind of flails

remember when she like hit him she's like he's always waiting for her to hit him.

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