Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find Love with the boy, Mady?

Love, exciting and new, the one-line, they're cat-bushing you, shocker.

Beyonce, soon you'll be flying to parts unknown, 90-day Beyonce, marrying someone you only met on your phone.

Be they French or Chinese or brand-new K-1 visas the key.

The key to what, Poodle?

Love!

It's reality, it's love!

Okay, so what? You're a good-looking party boy, you're maybe known as a fuck boy, you're maybe known as the guy who can crush a beer can over your head.

If you come home at 11 a.m., what do you got to say about that, Poodle?

That's life! That's just the way it is!

I seriously want to ask you, I want to see you all up in the big, what is that thing to think about rolling the sun up into a big ball?

This is a Poodle-slash, almost Olga Poodle-skyah move, where Christian is just like, eh, if I don't, is that what you tell your suitors, Poodle?

If I don't come home, I don't come home, what do you tell them when you tell them you're coming home on Monday night and then you don't show up until Wednesday morning?

I say your concept of time is flawed. Wow! You got the mother Poodle and actually, I said I'd be back!

Here's the thing, I'm never specific, I'm never specific.

Yo, my thing is always leave yourself and out with some time. Like, I'm like, so why don't you come over around 839-ish or I'll be over there around 830-slash9-ish?

And so if I'm there by 930, it's fine, maybe I'm there by 932's day and it's the Sunday.

Yo, I'm laughing, but you think he's being funny. This is all true.

Never allow yourself to be pinned down, unless it's sexual.

And then you can allow it, but flip him over. Flip him over and then you put him in a headlock, climb up on top of the shoulders.

This is not a day, okay? And then be on the genome, be on me!

I get genome, the golden shower.

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