Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find Love with the boy, Mady?

Love, exciting and new, the one-line, they're cat-bushing you, shocker.

Beyonce, soon you'll be flying to parts unknown, 90-day Beyonce, marrying someone you only met on your phone.

Be they French or Chinese or brand-new K-1 visas, the key.

The key to what, Poodle? Love.

It's reality, it's love.

Call it a hunch, but if you and your partner are going to get a matching tattoo and as you're explaining your current situation to a tattoo artist and even their masterops and they say that might be unusual, that could be a red flag.

I love you chicken.

I wrote that down to when the tattoo artist who has seen a match in the left is a judgment.

I bet our tattoo artist Sissy's were like, yeah, they were like, fuck or they were like, bro, you haven't seen shit.

He's like, yeah, I would suggest maybe waiting five years.

First of all, maybe it's different here than the UK, but like people getting matching tattoos, as soon as they get married, is so common here.

It's so, it's fucking idiots.

Peak USA.

Morons.

This is 90-day UK, 90-day UK, season two episode five, your country, your problems.

I got 99 problems.

A visa ain't won.

And Alejandro is fucking stressed.

He is pressed and stressed.

He is pressed and stressed.

Oh boy.

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