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Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

90 DAY FIANCÉ The Single Life: 0310 "Fee Fi Fo Fum"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.86.1K Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2022

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Natalie opens up to Mike about why she left; Tiffany meets with Dan to tell him some unexpected news; Tania has an eye-opening conversation that motivates her to close the chapter on her marriage; Veronica reaches out to Tim for support. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! We will read you, sing to you, or tell you if your BF has BDF. SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

The army's artificial intelligence defeats over 1,800 cyber attacks every month, but only a soldier can spot new forms of attack.

0:11.0

Like the beeps your brains notice him right now.

0:15.0

As you subconsciously scan for patterns, until you know, you've found something.

0:23.0

Nothing can do what a soldier can do. Army recruiting now. Search Army Reserves.

0:33.0

Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love? That's a boy, maybe.

0:42.0

Love!

0:44.0

Do do do do exciting and new. Go online.

0:53.0

Hmm. They're cat fishing here. Shocker.

0:59.0

Beyoncé.

1:01.0

Soon you'll be flying to parts unknown. 90 day Beyoncé. Marrying someone you've only met on your phone.

1:15.0

Be the French or Chinese of Ren New K1 visa's the key.

1:21.0

The key to what, Poodle? To love! It's reality, yes, let's love!

1:34.0

Fee-five-four-fum-a-smell-butter.

1:54.0

She's back, y'all. She's back.

1:57.0

I think what this was supposed to be. I think they were supposed to do hear him say Fee-five-four-fum.

2:07.0

Oh, I didn't hear him say that. She did lumber in there.

2:13.0

You know, I did see into the woods when I was in New York City last. Now that you think of it, that character was a lot like butter.

2:19.0

I think she would just stomp on people and smash the giant. Yes. The giants are woman.

2:27.0

Except that giant into the woods had high heels. I've seen trishes footwear. It's not very...

2:33.0

The giant had high heels on Broadway. Yeah, the way they did the thing. They did the boots of the giant.

2:40.0

You saw the boots of the giant. There were people carrying the boots and the women. She had these kind of female boots.

2:45.0

Interesting. It was well done. I've never thought... I've always... I've seen it done with poetry with puppetry before.

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