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So yeah, Kim, Kim, come in here.

Here's my mom.

The mom's is going to tell you about what you're going to do in the kitchen and you're kind of duties. I know you've

been waiting a long time for this so hit it mom. Through the

I'll translate through the magic of reality gaze I will be speaking in an English

Southern accent and not an Indian woman in another language because that would be

inappropriate and sane. Oh son this idiot we've got to teach her the rules of this house whip her into shape

She says she's happy to do it and

couple of She's happy to do it and a couple little things you're going to have to learn and she's happy to do it

Now you have to understand it all Kimberly. We have rules. A few helpful hints. Mm-mm. You will get up early, barefoot and you will clean. You will clean, you will clean like your life depended on it and if the dishes are left overnight

you will be fed to a cow.

Uh, uh, you're gonna get up a, just get up.

And not that early, like not five, six, reasonable.

And you're gonna just going to just clean.

You're going to clean, you're going to clean, you're going to,

if there are little dishes that same, shouldn't like that.

And you're going to cook, Kimberly, for just the two of you,

because I'm not eating you shit, and I'm not cooking for you.

You know what, you, honey, you get to cook our food. You only have to cook our food.

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