90 DAY FIANCÉ The Other Way: 0513 "Say Yes to the Mess"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

After Shows, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 3 October 2023

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Holly's fairytale wedding is not picture perfect. Kim and TJ's families call for peace. Sarper and Shekinah clash at the gym. Brandan doesn't get the response he expected to his marriage proposal. === WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.com/ or Apple Subscriptions https://linktr.ee/RealityGays Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking. Are you ready to find love?
0:06.0	Get the boy, matey.
0:10.0	Love.
0:14.0	Exciting and new.
0:18.0	Go online.
0:22.0	They're cat-bushing you.
0:25.0	Shocker.
0:30.0	Learn you'll be flying to parts unknown.
0:34.0	90-day Beyonce.
0:37.0	Marrying someone you've only met on your phone.
0:42.0	Be the French or Chinese, a brand-new K1 visa's the key.
0:48.0	The key to what, Poodle?
0:50.0	To love.
0:54.0	It's reality.
0:56.0	It's let's fall.
1:04.0	So, I sent a clip of Brandon and proposing to Mary to Lars von Trier.
1:16.0	And he said, fuck, I'm sad now.
1:20.0	I think I'm going to go watch the boy in the Stripe pajamas.
1:26.0	Or I don't know.
1:28.0	Requiem for a dream for the 30th time.
1:32.0	I've got to have something to cheer me up.
1:34.0	God, I did. I had to watch Dancer in the dark directly after this.
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