Oh sure I can have a baby after 45. Let me throw these chicken bones. I never thought I'd have a blonde American wife.

But when I brought you that ranch dressing, I knew I'd be your dipping sauce for life.

I booked a dream vacation on a tropical aisle. I only wanted a bone.

Oh how could I have known that I'd want one of not-duff and really pissed?

All of them paradise! We're plaking up an amatory.

I love it paradise! I've heard of polyamory. I swear that I can see forever in your gigantic, loving paradise.

It's the size of my arm.

I had an idea that was pertaining to the show. But since Poodle's in South Carolina, he said he's already stopped drinking his father's housemaid wine and has just switched to vodka.

Which means he had a day.

That means Poodle's had a day. He literally just looked at me and said, I'm ready to leave and I said you got there yesterday.

I got here Saturday.

Okay, okay.

It's been two days.

Okay.

No, they are at one point my mother, I was making dinner today and my mother was telling me what plate to use to put on the roasted broccoli.

She's like, use that.

And I said, and I just turned to her in the nicest possible way. You're so particular, I don't know which plate to use.

What did she say?

She realized how crazy she was being.

Oh, good.

But it didn't last.

Oh, okay. That's like, did she correct it? And then you followed that up with no.

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