I think I was completely prepared to go,

oh, here we go with the kids, not one day eat anything again.

Oh, here we go.

And I'm like, but as soon as I saw chicken feet

and a chicken head in the water, I was like,

I think I would say, in, oh, in, oh, like little Dayton

or Dawson or Sebastian or Austin.

Well, they need to get used to it

because with those gay porn names,

they're never gonna say no to a cock when they get older.

Oh my God.

Wow.

Oh, sure I can have a baby after 45.

Let me throw these chicken bones.

I never thought I'd have a blonde American wife.

But when I brought you that ranch dressing,

I knew I'd be your dipping sauce for life.

I booked a dream vacation on a tropical aisle.

I only wanted a bone.

Oh, how could I have known that I'd want one

of not a dog that really pissed?

Oh, love and paradise.

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