90 Day Fiancé LOVE IN PARADISE: 0301 "I Like Big Boats"

Reality Gays with Mattie and Poodle

Matt Marr

Comedy, After Shows, Tv & Film

4.8 • 6.1K Ratings

🗓️ 18 April 2023

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Jessica went cruising for love and fell for bartender Juan. Scott is over the player life and thinks he's found the one in Pedro's mom, Lidia. VaLentine and Carlos are getting married, but Carlos' feelings for another could derail their plans. WANT EPISODES COMMERCIAL-FREE? JOIN RealityGays+ Either on Patreon, https://www.patreon.com/RealityGays?fan_landing=true or Supercast, https://realitygaysmulti.supercast.tech/ NOTE: The $15 video tier is on Patreon only. Listen and review on our website https://www.realitygays.com Buy Tix for LIVE SHOWS HERE! https://linktr.ee/realitygays Find us on the Socials: Tik Tok @realitygays https://www.tiktok.com/@realitygays?lang=en Instagram @RealityGaysPodcast Facebook @RealityGaysPodcast Twitter @RealityGaysPod Y'ALL--COME AT US ON CAMEO! Book Jake or Matt! SISSY SWAG! Get a mug, shirt, pillow at our MERCH STORE! Wanna talk with your Sissy Squad? Join our PRIVATE FACEBOOK GROUP Find Mattie! Instagram: @theMattMarr Twitter: @theMattMarr Find Jake! Twitter: @jakeitorfakeit Instagram: @jakeitorfakeit Listen to Mattie’s other ADVICE podcast, THE DEAR MATTIE SHOW! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	What are you doing in the kitchen?
0:04.7	Is that more mullafridge?
0:06.3	No!
0:07.3	I can hear it moving!
0:10.1	Er, no, don't think so.
0:12.9	Lots of milk, loads of chocolate flavor.
0:17.6	Mullafridge feel the urge.
0:22.8	So who's going to tell Jessica that she named her two children names that are extremely
0:30.5	common in gay porn?
0:35.4	Dayton and Dawson.
0:40.1	Wow.
0:43.3	Those two little toeheaded boys are going to.
0:51.6	That's what every gay man is going to think about.
0:56.6	You're welcome to love and paradise.
1:01.6	Oh, sure I can have a baby after 45.
1:11.9	Let me throw these chicken bones.
1:14.5	I never thought I'd have a blonde American wife.
1:20.8	But when I brought you that ranch dressing, I knew I'd be your dipping sauce for life.
1:29.3	I booked a dream vacation on a tropical aisle.
1:35.8	I only wanted a bone.
1:38.9	Oh, how could I have known?
1:43.1	That I'd want one of not-so-doping real-to-peas.
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