Ross von, I got you a card because it's easier for me to write things than to

say them. You want to read it? These past few weeks with time with you have

been crazy, but they're also the best time of my life. And I just want you to

know. I've had the time of my life with you. Yes, I swear. I've just never felt

this way before. This is my words, Ross von. And I owe it all to you.

If you're watching the intimate portrait, Poodle ruined his own bit because he almost dropped

his phone. And he went to my nose. Hello, this is Captain Poodle speaking

Are you ready to find love? That's a boy, maybe. Love.

Exciting and new. Go online. They're cat-bushing you. Shocker.

You're flying to parts unknown. 90-day Beyonce. Marrying someone you only met on your phone.

Be they French or Chinese or brand-new K-1 visas the key.

The key to what, Poodle?

To love. It's reality. It's love.

And then I had to keep I was trying to hold. I was trying to hold my phone close

and read the lyrics, but my close-up vision is so bad that I kept having to hold my phone back.

So I couldn't read the lyrics on my phone because they were so small.

And so I just ended the bit.

I'm glad the physicality of the bit did whatever the bit could do.

And by the way, she said, Rose, she said that she's sorry for everything she's ever done,

but she's not going to mention what those things are.

It's not a commission. My abs hurt.

Okay. That, oh boy, how do you, how do you, what a stupid letter?

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